Love Island 2024 Thread 1: Are we really going to put ourselves through this again?

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Contestants were announced today for the new series starting on Monday 3rd.

I don't know if I can do it this year folks.

Munveer is too image conscious.

After sun ... no one got any tit tape they can lend Patsy ??

Not sure why she bothered getting dressed at all 😲

Grace reminds me of Hannah from Below Deck from a few seasons ago.
Tiff reminds me of Coleen Rooney .
Can you imagine having Jess as your manager at work. Commiserations to her former M&S colleagues.

Who's Patsy?

@lingmerth i said exactly the same
about Colleen!

I'd totally wiped Patsy from my memory already!

Joey is awful. Calling Sam pathetic for protecting herself when it was clear he was interested elsewhere. He should have had the decency to acknowledge her choice.

I'm sick of Jess. Liked her at first but not the shrewishness. Plus she was using Sean which he had deduced so she had no reason to be thundering at Harriet again. Mardy arse.

Ronnie and Tiff seem to communicate on a similar plane. Uma is too good for Will.

Ronnie has met his match intellectually.

Tiffany really does seem spaced out

I don’t get why Joey and Grace need to be on Love Island to realise they miss each other and to rekindle. She even said he was messaging her a few months back

She really does, even her movements seem like slow motion and drawn out. The conversations between her and Ronnie are just mind numbing. They don’t even seem to have a proper conversation it’s all ‘yeah’ ‘really?’ ‘I know’. No chat! Ronnies just creepy as, he’s just treating it like a lads holiday.

Jess needs to go, pretty much bullying Harriett at this point

Jess is bloody awful. She actually thinks that she is better than Harriet.
She is mistaken

I thought this.

Most of her replies are : well that's good isn't iiiiit >cue inane grin 😬.

I originally thought 'I'm the prize' was great ... but she's a real mean girl isn't she!! Poor Sweetboy.

Jess is awful and I agree that she is bullying Harriet. Jess did use Sean and I felt sorry for him last night. I hope someone comes in for him he seems like a good person.

I’ve really warmed to Harriet. She was really gracious when she was talking to Tiffany.

I actually feel sorry for Samantha. The change in Joey as soon as Grace walked in was obvious - he’s like a completely different person and that must have stubb. Samantha does behave petulantly but I think it’s all self preservation.

Finally caught up so I can read and comment at last! I’m getting big Cameron Diaz vibes from Grace.

I have never watched Towie or any show Joey has been in so he is a stranger to me but my god he’s a shit stirrer.

the more I watch this the more attractive Kieran becomes. He actually does have a beautiful face. I do like him and Nicole together.

How the heck did Tiffany get chosen to go on there. There’s absolutely nothing about her, she’s just permanently vacant.
Grace also reminds me of Hannah from below deck. I’m not sure about her. She’s seems very measured with her every word and movement and I’m sick of it becoming the ‘Joey show’.
Hope the public get him out quick smart.
Jess is not coming across well at all. Proper bitchy vibes. Hannah is growing on me.

Well i can see the dents in her cheeks from filler overload and her lips too. Plus the tape from her extensions. I'm not saying she's not gorgeous (she's a joy to look at - but we need to be real. Young girls will see this and think why don't I look like that? Because it's NOT natural! (btw, I am not averse to fillers/botox etc) no judgement - just don't get when people say people look all natural when they really don't

my daughter went to school with her.
I can't comment beyond saying that I agree with your post 🤣

Tiffany was the one she went to school with.

she's just so angry and petulant

Agreed she’s just gunning for Harriett at any opportunity she gets

Tiffany is like loads of OTT Teeth and fillers not much going on up there previous islanders.
We can remember over the years esp Casa if I wanted to... eeek

Agree about Joey show, I guess that's the way it will be as he was asked to go in,
he will do anything to keep his persona going for another decade.....
I really thought he was dying off.
Apparently they shipped his special porridge oats in for him that he has to eat every day and also 6 eggs!
Is this how he gets his muscles... he is very competitive, he beat Ayo in an arm wrestle who is 6ft 6 and Joey is 5 '9.