Save The Date - MAFS Australia to start! (UK pace - No Spoilers)

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New series starts on E4 on 26 February.

From DigitalSpy:

"The brand new season of MAFS Aus will arrive on the UK platform on Monday, February 26 at 7.30pm (followed by a new MAFS UK reunion at 9.30pm) – so set that date in your diaries"

That's my evenings for March and April sorted!!

Thread ready for our thoughts.

(If you have started watching by other means, please NO SPOILERS!)

can 100% see this happening

Holesome (meant) Jonno lost me when he said ‘oh wow, she’s actually good looking’.

My body is a temple, my brain is in my cock type.

No amount of fucking wheatgrass can sort that.

@sdqtb im really liking Jonathan! I think I have a bit of a crush 🙈

How much wheatgrass have you had flower? 😉

I went clean off him when he made that remark.

Lauren reminds me on a pimped Anthea Turner.

His step sister said that ‘for Johnno depth was very important’

After the pda/groping at the table? She might want to remind little Johnno of that.

I'm also of the belief Collins is gay... Even my right on DD18 agreed with me. If he is, I have no idea why he is on here but I hope he gets to live the life he wants. And I hope his wife does too of course.

Yeah the choice to leave may not technically be his.
She may call it off if she’s fed up and they both leave.

Frankly after he built a massive pillow wall on their honeymoon, I wouldn’t be surprised if she did feel resentful seeing how other couples have bonded a little more.

Pink hair lady (Andrea?) really reminds me of Geri Halliwell.

Lauren is a "bargain bin" Jennifer Lawrence.

She clearly modelled her whole personality on the actress; the faux quirky, vaguely alcoholic, dirty laugh... It's uncanny.

@GlobalCitz omg yes!!!!! I knew she reminded me of someone!!! Spot on!

@browneyes77 yeah wtf was that about? Like what is she gonna do to you in the middle of the night! Also she must’ve felt so rejected-especially as he wanted to spend the first night apart!

Buttttt to be fair to Collins she IS kind of a lot….

@Rosiiee He reminded me of a kid building a fort 😂

I also wondered if Collins was not into the ladies. We shall see.

Ugh someone just spoilered to me who walks out. Spoilering should be punishable by jail.

Capital punishment surely?

@LordSnot @dapsnotplimsolls death by crushing?

It was my mum so I might commute the sentence to hard labour. Or spending an evening with Jack.

@LordSnot how does she know???

Possibly a fate worse than death, that.

Well, if Collins suddenly realises he's gay they can pair him up with the other gay bloke whose partner legged it? Isn't that classic expert pairing? Both gay = pair!!

I'm not sure if anyone has said this yet as I'm late to the group but Tim reminds me of the head in art attack

Maybe next year they could actually interview their applicants and figure out if they are suitable for this ixperiment before putting them on it. Just a small suggestion.

So is it Natalie who leaves?

Far too sensible bluetrews

Producer: “So do you see a future with Natalie”

Collins: “Oh look! A chicken!”

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