Got the VPN set to Oz, Married at First Sight Australia is back!

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I love MAFS Australia, and it's started again this week in Oz. Does anyone fancy a watch along? I watch on SouthHemiTV.

Already desperate to discuss the first two couples.

That episode (4?) when Lucinda and Tim were doing their honeymoon box just brings it home that they matched them knowing it was going to fail. When she said she hosted tantric sex FESTIVALS (😂😂😂) and then asked him what his sexual appetite was like 🙈. Then he said he'd literally ordered a vanilla milkshake that day 🙈. I feel so sorry for her cos I think she's an amazing person and she needs to be with someone who enhances her life, not someone she needs to mother.

WTF is the stuff about him applying six weeks ago because his dad died.... doesn't it take ages to get through the application process? DO BETTER, IXPERTS!

the latest ep is 8 so im guessing we have to wait till next week now :(

@PerfectYear321 I missed that, did Lucinda's match really say he only applied 6 weeks ago? I thought he said his dad died 6 weeks ago. I love Lucinda, her voice is amazing. Sadly though, I think her partner is grieving too hard for a relationship, that & self esteem issues.

I'm not up on the names yet but that bride with the weird dress & too much alcohol...😳

& Collins, wtaf?

I actually liked Jayden originally but my DH was saying "No he's a dickhead". Turns out DH was right.
The "experts" give me the creeps, particularly John.
I was a tad sad that Tahnee and Ollie broke up IRL after moving in together ( from last seasons MAFSOZ). I liked those 2.
I'm not sure about Tim/Lucinda but Richard is a tosser. With way to many scarves and his wife seems so lovely! Poor thing. Weren't there any 50 year olds for her?

I really hope Andrea ranks Dickie last in the photo task. What an actual dick

They've massively upped the budget this season: the wedding venues and flowers were lovely and the honeymoons noticeably higher end. Obviously the new apartments are better too.

Yes, I'm sure he said twice that that was what made him apply. Can anyone else confirm?

So they matched a woman who runs four-day tantric sex FESTIVALS (😂) in the mountains with a guy who put sex at the bottom of his partner wishlist? Oh come on!

You're right @PerfectYear321 I went back and watched what Tim said: 'There was a specific moment, 6 weeks ago. I was at the airport and I had no one to phone. I thought 'I am alone''. Insane.

Andrea would have been better paired with Tim

I really enjoy Lauren and Jono together, not sure it'll be a love match but they look like they're having a lot of fun

Lauren is growing on me, I love her one liners

I’m up to Episode 6. My first impression when we met Collins that he’d be one of those people that bases his identity on and feeds off the attention of everyone around him by being zany/crazy/the joker. He can’t cope with Nat also being (seemingly) fairly out there as it diverts attention away from his carefully cultivated persona.

I can see why he’s never had a relationship.

Too right and the "ixperts" should have seen that too and never paired him with Nat - it really makes me quite cross 😟

Well, I'm almost up to speed so here's my thoughts.

Collins, is he closet gay? Like not even properly out to himself and so fumbling around super uncomfortable with women? I'm not convinced he's straight. He's so stunted.

Jayden, W.T.A.F.??? What a messed-up family. I need to watch episode 7 again because somehow I missed his confession. His gf cheated on him over time, so to get his own back he made her watch him sleep with her best friend??? 😲Sicko or what? I couldn't come back from that personally, it'd be game-over for me.

The old chap, ffs, you put your woman 3rd against 20 somethings!! Come on man, you're old enough to know better.

Mrs Tantric sex, needs to back-off & give her hubby breathing space, she's suffocating him.

Natalie looks like a younger Olivia Coleman.

The dark haired nurse seems pretty genuine so far, not at all convinced that her tour guide husband is though.

Does anyone know when it's next on?

Looking forward to the commitment ceremony tonight 🍿

First commitment ceremony tonight!

It’s up. I’m going in!

Thanks for the link! I'm just starting now!

Collins mate, if you're going to be disingenuous you need to be a better actor, poor Natalie, stuck with an idiot like that. It's clear to the room that he's not there for her.

I can't work out Collins.. is he for real or acting (badly) and how did they let him in the programme?? Whatever natalie deserves better. Let the poor girl leave...
Feel for Lucinda and Richard really dropped Timothy in it. Think Sara very very controlling, Jayden very immature (but potential) and tori kidding herself. Jack a walking red flag.... as is Ben.
Love Lauren (she's funny) and hope Tristan and Cassandra can make progress.

Advice to Collins...don't ever go on the Traitors. Seriously. You have no game!

Timothy is in trouble with lusty Lucinda and the "you said at the bucks you'd bang on a first date" line....she gave him some evils there.
I think we are in for a fun ride with this lot that's for sure!

Excellent commitment ceremony!

Nice to see Jon experting for once!

What do you all think of Tori? On one hand good on her refusing to be drawn into any pre-MAFS drama, but on the other hand, she's an ice queen.

I don't get the Lucinda love that I see on social media, she gives me the ick, I would be like Tim, I wouldn't be able to cope with the touchy feely all the time, the more she came on strong the more I would be backing away.

Collins - epic performance. He has to be a complete plant for the ratings. DM said he was an actor in tv commercials...