Got the VPN set to Oz, Married at First Sight Australia is back!

[brittanyfairies]

I love MAFS Australia, and it's started again this week in Oz. Does anyone fancy a watch along? I watch on SouthHemiTV.

Already desperate to discuss the first two couples.

Spoilers for today's episode **

Goodness.. Sara got herself into a bit of a mess there didn't she? Puppy sitting, not puppy sitting (I seem to remember a sick puppy excuse a few seasons back that turned out to be seeing an ex and not a puppy)... my ex has a girlfriend, my ex doesn't have a girlfriend... and so much more! And no APOLOGY- only worrying about how this would make her look to the group and when it aired. Then shouting at everyone as the finale! Take a bow.

And as for Jack's apology - and gift. Speechless!!!

I need a lie down

Sara has to be the worst liar ever.

I slightly warmed to Tristan today when I saw his reaction to Jack 😥that is a guy who is used to being bullied about his looks/weight and the scraps that the bully Jack threw him he was pathetically grateful for. The way he was twisting his hands and wedding ring when J was speaking and telling T to stop talking and listen.

Really sad. I so hope the experts rip J a new one

My mum always said to be a good liar, you have to have a good memory. She is useless with remembering what she has said

FFS. I need to watch it now but I’d planned to practise the piano. Guess what’s winning… 🫣

Hope you did the piano. :)

Jack is a POS. How quickly he jumped on Sara to deflect from his own shittyness.
It was sad how desperate Tristan was for his validation and pathetic 'apology' gift and Lauren is so analytical picking up on the 'gift' being about him still thinking there was nothing wrong with the whale comment, insinuating that some supplements could solve his self image issues and also giving a gift for what he'd previously called banter.
Love how much Cassandra seems to like and worry about Tristan.

Still think Timothy has Jack Nicholson vibes. Something about his eyes.

Really like Eden and her morals. I think the Jayden thing was him wanting his cheating ex to see how it felt to be cheated on but obviously wasn't the same thing as it was with her consent.

Also really liked Andrea telling Sara to vote to leave as the rest of them are really trying hard.

Good dinner party overall.

Poor Tim. He actually seems one of the nicest guys and they matched him with her!! Sara can't lie straight in bed.
Jack and his sweaty armpits, I was laughing.
And I don't know if it was just me but I'm sure just before they were about to leave for the dinner party Jade and Ridge kissed and he looked over her shoulder to check himself out in the mirror ( may have that wrong!!)
Despite her voice ( and I can do a cracking impersonation - it's not hard to speak like that) Lucinda does seem lovely.

Sara’s dress!!!!! WTAF is that?

I'm thinking you mean the red one with the questionable front not the black one from last night? Thought the black one was lovely but the red one......

Yes the red one. 😱

I'm a convert with Lucinda and Lauren, I love them both. 'Luce' should become a counsellor, she's brilliant with people, even the ones she doesn't particularly like and Lauren's one liners are Gold. The glazed ham one had me laughing out loud!

And I don't know if it was just me but I'm sure just before they were about to leave for the dinner party Jade and Ridge kissed and he looked over her shoulder to check himself out in the mirror ( may have that wrong!!)

I noticed that.

I have noticed a lack of bras this season. And yes, I am extremely, extremely jealous that the ladies can get away without needing one. Those were the days …

Some of us never had that option :(

I didn't think they could find someone more revolting than Harrison but Jack is it. From his horrible teeth, as Lauren so brilliantly stated the glazed ham body and nipples out, stupid fucking hair. He is vile. The way he spoke to Tristian , speak less listen more omg how fucking dare he. I feel no pity for Tori " we are superior /top of the food chain" smug face. She's just as putrid as him.

I also love Lucinda and Lauren. I think Eden and Jayden lying about Jayden having seen the messages as they arrived was weird, we all know that's not true.

Sarah was hilarious in her feeble cover up attempts. She's incredibly unlikable. Roll on episode 25!

OMFG I am furious with Jack! I picked up from the so dramatic podcast that apparently Timothy really was going to go full pelt on Jack but Jack the twat took him to one side and asked him to go easy on him because his mental health was suffering. What bullshit. What about Tristian's mental health? What a piece of shit. Ugly inside and outside. AND THE SWEAT PATCHES!!

Have Eden's lips always been that big? They were distractingly large this last episode (I know she has gone over her lipline too but even so...actually Jade's were looking pretty pumped too). But even those lips couldn't distract me from Sara's 'oh shit I got caught out' face! I loved the clips they played as the puzzle pieces dropped in Tim's mind, great editing! So do you think the meet up with the ex went badly hence Sara came back and started with all the "we're doing great" and PDAs? Also, Sara looks a lot older than 29 - is this the fillers and botox effect maybe? Or is it just the weight of all the lies making her look older than her years 😅

Next episode looks good - John get's proper angry and says the f word eh!

I’ve just spent most of the last week binge watching and caught up now. Thanks for sh video link as it was a lot more stable that the daily motion. When does the next episode land? It’s been a useful distraction this week whilst feeling under the weather.

I agree Tristan maybe gay and needs therapy not reality Tv exposure. I hope his wife can also find what she needs but they aren’t right for each other. I can’t believe how much Lucinda has grown on me her voice is hypnotic she’d be great doing a positivity hypnosis podcast 🤣. There was I going err what a twat in my head and she was going ..” oh lovely spirit” the disconnect made me laugh out loud.
I don’t want to waste any words on Jack and Tori I mean geez who gets a tattoo that early on in a “relationship” just wow?!
Sara needs to go, where do they find these people? It’s great “crap” tellie on a wet day though.

Next episode lands tomorrow @SwimmingIntoSpring. It should be a cracker with Sara and Jack facing the experts.

Ooh thanks @BIossomtoes ill look out for it

I find it hard to believe that the contestants are happy to be seen by millions behaving appallingly. Surely it must make their work/lives a nightmare after the show?

I'm not sure a lot of them do a lot of thinking to be fair. So embarassed to be Australian when this is on. Watch "Farmer wants a wife" please instead. They are , mostly, nice people , there for the right reasons. They have a massive success rate ( heaps of marriages and kids) and they are normal people - not like this lot that I'm honestly unsure where they find them ( and I have adult children in their 20's and have met so many of their friends and they are nothing like this.).
The judges have a lot to answer for , constantly selecting people like this.
Poor Tristan needs to go home to bed. He seems shattered. Should never have been chosen. His lovely wife deserved a closer match too.
Still think John is seriously weird ( the"expert"). Always have. Gives me the heebies.

Next episode tonight ( Aus time) .

The teens are at their Dad's. I am getting them back early evening for Mother's Day. In the mean time I want to watch MAFS as my Mother's Day treat. What's the earliest we have seen this 'drop' ? I'm thinking 12? Looks like a good CC

It’s up!

@BIossomtoes hurrah!! Ok that's me back to bed to watch. Thankyou