A walking tribute to Jade Goody? Oh god, did he storm into the audience during the warm-up and tell Dr Ranj and Vic Hope to go back to where they came from?
Anyway, that dance made me come over all Oscar Wilde and Little Nell. You know the silent episode of Buffy, with The Gentlemen? There were moments where he danced like one of the zombie/escaped lunatic types that caught their victims for them. I WILL BE FUCKING FUMING IF ANY OF THE OTHERS GOES OUT BECAUSE THIS SHITE GOT OVERMARKED! FUMING!
Yes, Nigel, you did fall for the whole 'decorate your whole house grey' fad and, yes, it is so depressing you just want to sit on the end of your (grey) bed and weep. (Seriously, ghost themed dances are always my favourite theme on Strictly. Alison Hammond's American Smooth, Greg Rutherford's rumba, love 'em.)
I am just obsessed by Annabel Croft. It's like I'm 10 again. Every week she exceeds my expectations. That was exactly my kind of paso. Craig is wrong; paso dobles do not have to be fiery and aggressive, they can be imperious and proud, and Annabel got that just right. Magnificent skirt-wafting, too.
The music stifled Ellie's Argentine Tango, but didn't Vito look incredible? His fashion choices on ITT need to be taken in hand. He always looks as if someone has tried to tear his clothes off him. Which, I suppose, is entirely possible.
Angela's cha cha was very Week One Cha Cha. Think she will be in trouble.
Layton should have used that song in Blackpool Week, with a big classic Hollywood production. The choreography and the styling was a bit muted.