Emmerdale NO SPOILERS: Chloe's hopefully lost in France; will Billy and Dawn find true romance; and Caleb's doing his manly stance

[AutumnCrow]

Here we go again. All aboard the Emmerdale train.

Aww Leo

All the angry young men

Has Nicky fallen off the Christmas tree with that jumper?
Sorry I'm a few minutes behind.

Nate has never paid Tracey so much attention in his life

Yeah like that's gonna happen

Late starter again tonight. The baby story is tiresome. I admire Mary’s domestic skills. Dropping into a strange house and able to pop into the kitchen to make a quick casserole. Is the Tracy and Caleb hanky panky going to drag on till a big Christmas reveal 🙄

I dunno what sorcery she is using but there is nothing quick about a casserole. About 20 mins to chop veg and a good 90 mins cook time. That is not quick.

I am starting to feel the same about Rhona that I feel about Whingy Wendy.

I somehow don't think Gus has got all the casserole ingredients to hand either !

Though to be fair....I do use frozen veg for for my " quick and easy " casserole!

Rhona is going to want to mother the baby!
Tracey caught out with her Ann Summers order 😂…

Gus is not the only character that's a few ingredients short of a casserole 😝

Yeah he is an entire pan of brennans short of a sandwich lol

Ok for tonights bingo I think Aaron.

I've seen some upcoming stories and I don't know how much more I can take.

A horny Caleb for bingo.

When Nate finally twigs that Tracy's been shagging Caleb and does the inevitable dramatic screaming of questions at her (Did you bring him into our bed? Was he better than me? Were you going straight from me to his bed? - clichés ad infinitum), I'm hoping that his diction might improve.

I suspect however we're in for a mumbling episode that is marginally louder than usual.

Rhona again for bingo

If his 'dicktion' was better she may not be banging caleb at all!

Strong language and scenes of distress and that's just this thread

Bring back Lydia's mum

Can't Mandy ever talk in a normal voice?

Poppet @RaraRachael your favourite thing

Another groovy jumper Nicky

Yes. I was shouting at the TV having gone several episodes without hearing that dreaded word!

Smooth Caleb

Or Nate

Or Tracy

Or Leyla

Or is this the new method acting? The Haribo motivation is back?

Ooh what was that look. Is nickynanny suspecting naughty daddy is up to something .

Man with job has 'gotta work'. Goodness.