Emmerdale NO SPOILERS: Chloe's hopefully lost in France; will Billy and Dawn find true romance; and Caleb's doing his manly stance

[AutumnCrow]

Here we go again. All aboard the Emmerdale train.

Thanks for the new thread!

Why is Caleb so bothered about Craig’s death? Did they not all want him dead apart from Lydia?

I think the writers fancied a spa break and wheeled out ChatGPT to cobble together tonight's episode.

Thanks @AutumnCrow

I think he's just annoyed that Cain is in cahoots with Kim who didn't give him his rightful inheritance in his mind @Jitterybugs

Thanks @AutumnCrow. It's a complete bloody non story. As if Caleb would be bothered about Craig's dad. He's just annoyed Kim and Cain are doing something together.

Thanks for the new thread ☺️

I'll be back when my speech returns, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be speechless with how good tonight's episode is 🤭

You can count how many times they say Braxton Hicks @Ellenanora7 that'll keep you occupied

You must return with a detailed critique ...

Thanks for the new thread.
Why do I watch this shite?
So, she's off to France to sponge off another victim.
And how I wonder? When did they get passports?
Why is it whenever someone has a medical emergency there always seems to be a GP free to have a quick look? I can't get an appointment at mine and there's a lot more then two GPs.
Also, caleb, I wouldn't be standing in front of Kim's horses if I was you mate.

France are quite hot on child abduction, aren't they?

Does Chloe even:

Actually know the extremely convenient Verity and the people she lives with?
Have valid passports for herself and the baby?
Speak any French (or indeed Franglais, a very under-rated English dialect)?
Understand that green jumpers are illegal in France?

OK I might have made one of those up but it's still a rubbish plotline and writing. I come to Emmerdale for a bit of expensively-made professional entertainment, not to be handed a load of old twattery.

Next thing we know she'll be talking about her and Reuben taking out French visas and settling down there. Meanwhile the Hotten police will say there's no way, sadly, of tracing them, while Mack sends off his child support.

Moira will say an angry thing.

Mack will brood.

Charity will say that everyone has to move on / get revenge / do a conga.

Reuben will re-appear when he is ten years old without the slightest French accent, having been scouted from the Doris Barmcaster School of Drama in Manchester ('satellite studios in Leeds and Mexborough').

the Doris Barmcaster School of Drama
😂

I'm imagining Chloe's french to be on a par with Officer Crabtree in Allo Allo

Chloe is a fanny lodger

I don't think she'll go. Remember the- I'm going, why should I leave? I'm moving to Scotland, I'm not, I moved to Scotland, I'm back, I'm leaving again, I'm not, OK let's move, nooo changed my mind...

Maybe she'll get turned away at the airport due to having no passports.
Then, when she gets back home, she makes some toast and chokes! But don't worry cos baby will be with Amy, who never has her own kid. Charles mum drops in with a cake, finds the body and the shock brings on a fatal heart attack. Wendy rushes to the scene but, on realising she is not in fact a qualified nurse, leaves the village in shame never to be seen again. (Leave me alone and let me dream)

Thanks for the new thread.

Why France FFS? At least it's an improvement on Scotland. I'm not actually convinced Mack is the father - there's never been a DNA test as far as I can remember and wasn't Miss Drippy shagging her way around the village at the time?

No idea either what Caleb's interest is in Craig's demise and Cain and Kim's involvement in it. Like the faux Dingle that he is, I'd have thought he was just glad that somebody had seen him off.

I almost wondered who NNN was last night as it's been such a long time since we'd seen him. I hate this block filming or whatever it's called. By the time a story is concluded, we've forgotten about the rest of the cast. Mind you in the case of Angry Anderson and his wailing mother, that can only be a good thing.

They need a new producer, no block filming, more dogs, no more baby stories, bring Ross and Robert back, leave Kerry and Vanessa where they are, more farming, more people doing actual jobs, Chloe and Wendy to fuck off, no more retcons. And that's just for starters.

Considering Chloe is going to France, I’ll go Chloe for bingo

Bob for bingo

Distress again

I forgot we have an hour tonight 😭

Now I'm distressed

Chloe IS some moody teenager Mackenzie 😂🙄

🤣🤣

I wonder if PA Ruth will be at the funeral and tell Lydia some stories about Craig?

Yeah she’s not been seen again. I thought she’d have more to say