Emmerdale NO SPOILERS: Chloe's hopefully lost in France; will Billy and Dawn find true romance; and Caleb's doing his manly stance

[AutumnCrow]

Here we go again. All aboard the Emmerdale train.

Yeah go and don't come back

Yes, where was the distress? 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think the only one entitled to be distressed tonight was Sam. He rummaged in a skip for an hour looking for Lydia’s funeral coat before realising it was still in the van. Then after all that she didn’t even go to the funeral.

Or perhaps Cain with Caleb spoiling the ending of his film for him.

😂

Oh Moira! If we said "you wear it well" we'd be lying. It was several sizes too big!

I'm distresses after wasting an hour of my life on that pile of poop.
I don't know why Chloe's on her moral high horse about Mack - her moral compass obviously wasn't working when she slept with him. She has no money, yet she's off in a car that needs petrol to go anywhere - maybe she'll run out of petrol on said Hotten bypass and can't afford to fill it up.
Moira's bunnet was beyond ridiculous. Yes, you're a farmer but you don't have to wear the silly hat.
No idea what's going on with the Caleb story. He arrived seeking revenge on Kim for the Tates ruining his life, was going to set up some stud farm, installed NNN as a fake boyfriend to Gabby because they needed money for his wife/mother who never gets a mention. It all went tits up yet he's still swanning about the village like nothing ever happened.

Found you !!!

I was having a small panic attack, as I have caught up on 2 episodes and without this thread I just wouldn't survive 🤣🤣! Or understand what is going on !!

At least now I know how to sweep up a broken plant pot !

Weirdly enough...I did knock over a cactus pot yesterday which was on the window ledge...

It tipped out onto my freshly cleaned work surface..😡😡!

I did not clean it up as calmly as Lydia would have like me to ....

I may have had a few choice words in my head about ds coming to take his flippin plants back to his own flat , as I am sick of them on my window ledge !!!

I will miss Reuben though !

bizzey 😂 who doesn't just pick up the broken pieces? Nobody, that's who.

I reckon Reuben will be back as soon as his nappy needs changing.

I wonder if Moira's roots needed doing hmm

Here I have to confess that I have never done figure of eight wiping. Is Lyds trying to start a MN craze?

I learned about figure of eight mopping from Vernon when he was chatting about his council job in the jungle. Still don't find it any better than my regular method.

My regular method is to just leave it and have the mess as "art decor" 😜..

Then something weird comes over me ...like I am possessed or something ...and I flippin cleaning everything I can get my hands on 🤣🤣..

Usually...only around a full moon though 🤣😜

I have had workmen in this week and I now need to mop the bathroom floor...
It is so small I am sure I will make more mess trying to do a figure of 8 !

That's me today bizzey I go on mad cleaning/cursing the messy people I live with sprees. Full moon on Sunday 🌕🐺 awooo

Just waiting for the feckers to come home and mess it all up again now

Mack for bingo

I’ll say Nate for bingo

Ha! The ITV reporter at the Christmas tree shop saying at least in six weeks it'll all be over

Amy for bingo

I was meant to go and have a bath....
Now you have allade me stay here 😅!

Bingo: Mack ...still standing in the middle of the road wondering why he couldn't catch up with a car doing 40+ mph !! And stop it 😅

I'm watching live tonight. A miracle.
Chloe will be back. I feel dread.

More home ec lessons

Aberdeen? She's there already?

The funny hats theme continues

That's a bit creepy Jacob

Now Sam has mastered the ironing he can go to Tracy and Nate’s for folding lessons