MAFSUK - thread 9 This matchmaking lark is quite tricky. When some are decidedly picky. They’ll meet for a blether, and then get together, but only because they’re so sticky.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

The show might have lost its appeal
For some that won’t be a big deal
It may just be snark
But they have jumped the shark
With the return of one I and P Beale.

And nip flashing peg? Brace yersel.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Yes - the ‘Titties’ had me put off initially but he’s been fine since and the squatting was just silly fun - certainly not the scandal they’re selling it as.

@MelsMoneyTree

‘TwoGeorges’ - 🤣

I must confess I've looked at Georges in a different light since seeing his thighs in 'that' video

I'm not a prude and tbh the whole vibe in public thing somewhat appeals but I do also find it a bit appalling to bring unsuspecting 3rd parties into your sex games and find it weird the experts encouraged it

Maybe remote control eggs should be reserved for yomps in the countryside. "Thank you darling for blasting it onto high power as I swung my leg over a stile, I've always found a face full of sheep dung an immense turn on."

I think there will be issues where ever you use them.

It's disgusting. Reminds me of that film with Kate Hudson where an actual child gets the remote for the egg in a restaurant 🤮

The Ugly Truth, that scene actually shocked me as I suspected hijinks but the child with the control felt wrong

Isn’t that Katherine Heigl?

Was it? Well whoever it was it was gross

Yeah it is but how many of these scenes can there be?

Roz surprised me. She was pretty much vanilla and then suddenly announced she liked using sex toys. And still goes on about it.
I wouldn’t be very keen to announce on national television what I do in the bedroom.
Does Roz know her family will see this ?

I think she’s a bit odd.

@MyGhastIsFlabbered

Totes - those thighs 👌🏾👌🏾

Roz is very odd! Using sex toys and talking about sex is her only personality, it’s very strange.

@Paul2023 vanilla? Not cool.

They're all quite rubbish examples of modern womanhood. I'm not blaming them because I think there's lots of societal pressure and that the programme not letting them go to work means they don't get to show all sides of their personalities. But all that's left is fillers and sex and dresses and how successful your DH should be.
A PP said one of the men was like a Jane Austen character and in a way they're all reduced to bit players in a Regency novel fretting about love and perfect partners.
At least if they went to work, they'd get to talk about something other than men. Honestly I'd love the distraction of Peggy talking about IT for half an hour; Ros explaining the colour theory of flowers; Ella sitting nattering to gran; Tash showing how she contains her temper when surrounded by DCs; Erica using her expressive hands in her dancing, etc. And I can't even remember what Adrienne does.

Mark doesn’t know what is going on. That makes at least two of us. We are being shown sod all and then have no idea why they are all of a sudden at crisis point.

Mel saying there is high energy between Roz and Thomas. More like high energy UP one of them.

Jordan is just coming across as a right fanny. Fine for them to air opinions. They just don’t like anything back at them. He just comes across as a petulant child.

Not only do we not have to put on the 3rd bar of the fire for fear of Ella and Peg melting, we can’t have the fucking fire on at all thanks to all those nylon frocks.

And George had to find the motivation to become a better man for Peg? Fuck off experts.

I’m still feeling that it is all pretend.

Hannibal Lecter at least entertained me last night. He (if real but he is as real as this lot so here we are) would have had a field day analysing some of them. I’m sure even he wouldn’t have noshed some of them - even bears would find them unpalatable. Although with the plastic they could pick their teeth as they chewed.

Georges nailed the letter to Tasha. And the response to it was predictable.

Peggy nurturing though? My big fat spotty arse.

If JJ ever has sex with Ella, I hope I’m not working because I’ll need a drink.

I still don’t know what is going on. I’ve got Red Dragon primed….

Adrienne works at the nuclear plant doesnt she? Or am I making things up?

Love youse all. Besties foreva.

Pish.

Adrienne works at the nuclear plant doesnt she?
😂

I'm looking forward to seeing their houses. Trying to imagine JJ's pad.

I thought Adrianne worked at a nuclear plant.

But, I don't always pay full attention.
I probably don't share delusions with @43ontherocksporfavor
So, yeah, she works at one.

Eh?

@SheldonesqueTheBstard I am laughing so hard because I genuinely don't even know if you are joking about Adrienne working at the nuclear plant 😂

Thought it was a joke about Adrienne looking radioactive!

That's what I thought too! Now I feel like a bad person.

She works at Sellafield and like her counterpart Homer she is yellow ☢️