Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS Jacob & Vic are giving us the ick, Chloe & Mack are boring as tit. While nasty Craig has been dispatched. Whodunnit?

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Noticed last thread was getting full. Hope nobody minds me making another one

I'm proud of Billy for managing not to get the giggles during the fight even when Aaron was grinning at him.

Poor Billy, he deserves better than being absent for weeks then trotted out to fight with Aaron when he's not that kind of person anymore.

I wish Aaron would just bugger off from where he came. I never liked him much anyway but this having to get nasty with anybody he meets is very annoying and adds nothing to the already shite stories.

I wonder if Aaron is trying to get sent to prison. He seemed to be encouraging Eric to phone the police. Or maybe he's just being too protective of his little sister because of what happened to Liv. I m trying to make sense of where the hell they are going with this stuff!

Can't abide Aaron his sullen face like he has chewed a wasp and his mean eyes.

We lose Bernice a long standing actress and Rishi too who i didn't mind and we get left with the dross!

They had a chance to get rid of Chloe but hey ho she is still here...

It is drivel and the Bernice exit story was abysmal....who i writing this rubbish!

Maybe <Haribo time> Aaron can run off with Chloe to a far, far away land?

Please.

Actually, why are no other men madly in love with Chloe if she's supposed to be so fucking amazing, all Silvikrin hair spray and colgate teeth and alabaster skin? She's like the anti-matter version of Jolene.

Bingo: Charity and Mack in bed

She's like the anti-matter version of Jolene.
Unfortunately for her Charity is more Junior Vasquez than Dolly Parton

Dawn for bingo, early labour and hospital

For bingo Gabby

Medical distress

Mary!

I suppose the medical distress is going to be of the maternity variety

Rhona was a bit visible before Mary came out, all huddled at her bistro set table?

Little does Chloe know he’s been thrashing with Charity

Mary shut up with your fucking POPPET 😡

Oh Christ Wendy stop with the face

I wonder if that baby monitor is going to catch Mack out. He might be daft enough to phone Charity from Reuben’s nursery

I think Chloe is planning to murder him when Amy moves out

I'm sure they used that house before

I was just thinking that about the house. Was it when Kim’s never mentioned again granddaughter was in hiding with her other gran?

Ah yes @Jitterybugs - I think the baby monitor plot is being set up now. But will the anti-Jolene say anything, or build up her tedious, badly acted, gawping faced revenge plot to 'explode' like a moist poundshop cracker at Christmas?

Apart from the fact Chloe is as wet as a wet wipe and not capable of swatting a fly let alone kill someone

Can you imagine the Chloe actor playing a character like Lady Macbeth?

No, me neither.

That's what she wants you to think @PrincessScarlett Isn't her father a hardened criminal?

Top make up job whoever did Billy's nose 👍