Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS Jacob & Vic are giving us the ick, Chloe & Mack are boring as tit. While nasty Craig has been dispatched. Whodunnit?

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Noticed last thread was getting full. Hope nobody minds me making another one

Tom scares me.

We're going to have one of those scenarios when Marlon is trying to tell Rhona about the embryos but she talks over him or he can't bring himself to say it as she's happy about something.
Yawn.

Poor Sam

He is a bit of a weirdo but seeing the Kings in Classic, the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree.

Can't stand Mack

It's bloody ridiculous! Any normal person would just tell Rhona the truth regardless of what she's rabbiting on about.

And he used to be such a great character. Mack wins the biggest disappointment of the year.

He's another one with a personality transplant

Any chance of that beautiful white horse rounding up a few of his mates for a stampede through the village to take out a few more of them 🐎🐎🐎🐎

Hi all, had visitors the last week so wasn't watching it, just started and I don't think I can sit through the wanna be "Poirot" crap of whodunnit.

Would someone mind giving me a brief rundown of who actually killed Craig

Thank you 😊

@Ellenanora7 the horse killed him. Good horsey.

Oh really that's brilliant 😄

Thanks @Psychoticbreak

Now to be fair Cain and Sam had kidnapped him first then Sam set him free then they drove after him and Sam beat him up but essentially the horse did it with a hoof in the field.

Now if only horsey could trample down Chloe all would be right in the village. I have high hopes and expectations for this horse.

Ah yes Chloe, the most miraculous recovery in the history of recoveries

Did the horse get found? Also, I know this sounds comical, but wouldn't he have a hoof shaped wound to the head? Making this whole police questioning business pointless?

Yes he was found in the village by Eric and then Will turned up to take him back to Home Farm

What a week of horse shit we’ve endured

🙏

The police should question the horse (up there with some of the ridiculous shite we've had to endure recently) then they'd find Craig's blood on its hooves.

Case solved 😁

Maybe Aaron has a horse upstairs clomping around

Father Ted's 'My Lovely Horse' 🤣🤣

What Cain and Kim should have done is told the police they had witnessed Ice hoofing Craig in the head. Simple.

In the last thread, i actually said it would be the horse with blood on its hooves but then decided on Cain.

But I swear I saw blood on its flank when Eric found it. Why don't the police test it for forensics?!

Well it's made me love Kim even more. I think she may be my favourite character.