MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

"There's something there"
Wood and plastic, that's all that's there!

I’m still baffled by how JJ got through the assessments. He has no chat, no personality (that I’ve seen), looks like a teen. Just why????

Remember Luca Bish (sells fish) from Love Island? Paired with Michael Owen's daughter. Looks like JJ?? And believes his own publicity, too. (I'm wonderful)

And those two (Ella and JJ) had as much connection there as two wooden planks in a fence

He knows people? Nobody else applied?

And lashings of oil....

I deserve. I have to put my needs before Bianca’s. Me. Me. Me.

And that’s why I don’t buy the protestations of I’m a girls’ girl.

Because all I hear is a man bleat of entitlement.

Why is Ella’s face so shiny and sweaty all the time

He was so different on Celebrity Masterchef. An excellent cook too.

Not enough talc in the world.

Yep, Ella doesn't realise how maculine their behaviour is.

Was he? Ok, fair play. Glad there's more to him.

My connection with O2 is stronger.

Tasha giving the evils!

🤣

The ixperts need to address the mean girl shit

Why is Georges going on about sex?

Flippin' 'eck are they going to force Peggy to DTD with Georges even though she's not ready?! Hope not!!

It definitely seems to be pointing that way

Blue balls.

I actually warmed a little to Mark just then. I think that after the whole Pete Burns and Ian Huntley clusterfuck he seems like just a nice normal down to earth chap and not the ridiculous diva that he was on his wedding day and his honeymoon. Of course, he's almost certainly the latter but compared to those two shitters ...

Nobody canceled wanking. He seems to be a dab hand at it anyway.

Georges could have focussed on all of the compromising he’s doing and Peggy’s continuous moaning about him and not allowing him to be himself, whilst she lacks the ability to look at her own behaviour nor have any self awareness of her own flaws.

But he went with the sex bit 🙄

Cos Georges aint getting any....

Before and after 😱
You're completely right about the fillers Tits 🫣