MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

That's definitely what she thinks

She's scary

But if that’s how Arthur feels she comes across, it’s not a specifically a lie it’s just his perception of her behaviour. You can acknowledge how someone feels, without agreeing with them.

Although I don’t think he words things very well in all honesty.

That pleather jacket better be getting royalties from appearing in every episode

I’m hoping they are cheesy pooooofs.

Luke has surprised me. He's got more insight than I thought him capable of.

Admittedly DS was talking to me all the way through Erica and Jordan's argument but I have no clue what happened. I'm dizzy from the circles they went round.

Well he actually said he couldn't think of anything so just wrote that down!!

Nope. Tesco balls. Still nice and cheesy

I don't give a shit about the two guys tbh

I think Adrienne looks better with a curly barnet (Joan Osborne-sque)

Sounds about right 🤣

Luke actually was right enough there I think.

Is Arthur not the tennis expert? How can he not do more than 30 seconds of cardio?

Laura that laugh!

That's what I was about to say

Arthur definitely has something. I don't know what it is.

Weird he wants to train but is puffing out his arse after 1 minute cardio?!

Also, his (Luke's) criticisms weren't horrible, they were all about letting her know that she can be more open, she can share shit and she can be pissed off with him and that's all fine. Jay is very clearly a people pleaser and I think insecure. She doesn't think she's good enough so she pleases people so they don't reject her.

Arthur is just such an awkward match for Laura

Maybe his mystery illness of a couple of weeks ago was more serious than we thought!

Is Paul too nice to be true?

But Tash is like the worst dresser of all the girls?

Criiiiiiinge

I hope that the crew get hazard pay

Ros is fucking cringey

I can't believe how far Roz and Thomas have come

I get it... but Luke also needs to be empathetic and try to understand the 'why' if he's going to be real.