MAFSUK -thread 7. It means fuck all to me. So fuck off. Take you, your fuckin’ prowly hands, your fuckin’ pompoms and the fuckin’ Pinocchio fuckboy you’ve fuckin’ acquired and fuck off. And no fuckin’ spoilers. Love, Bianca and fuckin’ Geppetto xx

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Too much?

Or normal travel with toddler language?

They're just a strange bunch of people.

I hope Mark and Seán can make a good go of it. There's just something so sweet about them.

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@SheldonesqueTheBstard Masterchef is at 2000 tonight…

Thank you @Sunbird24

I’m poised with my fish slice and passing sieve.

Mark going all Fr Dougal at the dinner party made me warm to him.

He was in his element!

Oh I'm sure there'll be plenty of prattling on other tv threads!

I will like it if Sean/the experts can get Mark to do some unprompted domestic task for Sean to show his appreciation instead of just saying he appreciates him

I'm sad Ella JJ and Nathaniel have gone. This is going to be really boring now? I always FF the bits with Roz and Thomas, ditto Jay and Luke. So that leaves... Not much? Laura and Peggy and their relationships are medium interest, so that leaves....Not much? :-S

How many more episodes is this dragging on for now?

Why are Georges and Peggy bothering? If she doesn't want to shag him now then she never will.

It just shows we're all different. Some posters are sad the tv-wannabe-prowly-handed-cheating-scumbags are gone. And some of us are harking back to the days when they had a vicar involved, a lot more science and no fillers of any kind in sight.

Here we go.

Piss off Luke.

bloody hell sunbird - masterchef 😳

My ex made massive sausages once and they exploded when I took them out the oven. I still have marks and that is nearly 20 years ago.

My bangers were burnt by bangers. The many, many repeats of that phrase didn’t get funnier…

What is the pointbof wearing a hoodie if you are just going to wear it off your shoulders?

@SheldonesqueTheBstard i know, and we thought MAFS was explosive!

Wow Luke really loves himself

This task is designed to cause drama

I love George’s nose. Not the rest of him so much but his nose is grande.

Tash’s hair is miles better like that. I wish the faces would stop though.

Oooh. Roz and Thomas seem to have the most natural interaction

God Roz would hate me.

The first thing that happens for me if life goes squint is that my hair falls out. A lot.

She would also hate me for not having an arsenal in my top drawer.

Jay needs to voice her own opinion in the pretend relationship a bit more often. It seemed obvious that she didn't agree with Luke about Pete and Ian but she said nothing.

Tasha wasn't happy about being told she's not affectionate enough.

I am also a chronic moulter- my argument is that it’s proof of life if I ever get kidnapped

Laura protesting about not having mood swings whilst being moody