Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

It does look like something is going to go wrong with all the romantic looks and lovey dovey chat. Just as well Chloe hopped out of the ICU bed after 48 hours and went home.

The advert for that just came on. My dh will probably be working at it

I'm surprised you let him @GrandTheftWalrus

Where's Aaron when you need him?

Parasite!! 😡

Oh look it's Mary Magdalene

Omg

Please let there be a hint of nut in the toasted marshmallows 🙏

Be awful if a spark set the tent on fire wouldn't it

A threesome 🤣🤣🤣

Brazilian isn't a language

This programme is turning us all into psychopaths

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I would have withdrawn my derogatory remark about Samson earlier if he’d given Craig a hefty knee in the nackers when he was telling him off

Oh for goodness sake 🤮😡

Oh please!! 🙄🤢

It's your best quality 🤣 gee thanks

Well, the dolls house didn't deserve that

Poor Lydia and Sam 😔

Lydia and Sam have been excellent throughout this awful storyline

They really have. I hope poor Sam doesn’t get himself into trouble and make it worse for Lydia

Ryan on ACGAS tonight if I get to see it on +1

Really didn't need to see Jacob dismounting vic!

I was kinking with laughter at those dramatic Dingle faux lunges at the miscreant; Mandy a particular stand-out in that department. 😆