Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

Now now, no need to be snippy 😂
They always make it too obvious. And always someone has a leg trapped

Surely table leg isn't going to be saved - they can't kill off an institution like Charity.

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Yes I should bloody hope you're sorry Mandy

Her name is Lydia, Mandy - not fucking Lids 😡

Oh sorry if it came across snippy! Not meant to. 😋

So if what we are all thinking happens, then hey presto! Charity and Mack back together complete with baby and she doesn't even have to get pregnant.

Where's Samson? He needs to hear this

They need to get the Dingle posse mobilised to go after Craig instead of all this fart-arsing around with Aaron in the barn.

I reckon she's pregnant anyway @TellingBone probably find out on Hospital Thursday

No worries @TellingBone, I knew you didn't mean it that way ☺️

Ooh! Never thought of that.

Remember when Frank Spenser went over the cliff?

@TellingBone there's no way Charity will have him back now.

I think if Chloe does die Mackenzie will fuck off to Scotland with Rueben.

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They did the cliff thing in Corrie didn't they? With a busload of them?

Omg I've just burst out laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe Aaron will sort Craig out

I hope she wouldn't. Never liked him.

But we do want someone to go 'full Dingle' on Craig

Yes, I hope he gets some Dingle justice

Hope he does fuck off back to Scotland and then we won't have to hear him say, "Charty" again

Mack, the human cantilever. He finally had a use beyond silage.

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I'd love it if Maria Von Trapp appears singing 'The Hills Are Alive'

Do centres of gravity work differently in Emmerdale?