Emmerdale: Brought to you by Haribo, Craig needs to die and Chloe needs to go, eyes down for bingo - NO SPOILERS or Aaron's mafia mates will be sent round

[JaneJeffer]

Ready for more super soapy shite?

Oh, Chas's two-hair-styles-head is a syrup, bless her. It doesn't move when she rants.

Is Chas wearing a wig??

Are we supposed to be shocked now or what?

Knew it!!

She knows 😜you know!! Watch out Mack 🙄

More bilge …more drawn out …she goes off a cliff and now she is out for revenge…change the record Emmerdale !

Well at least she can sell her story to Take a Break and make a few bob

David has lost count of his loves of his life

Sorry I missed Bingo again!

Yes I started watching this when it was the storm and lots of people died. Didn't know who they were at the time. Then there was Al who got shot and that was ages ago..So Emmerdale must be due another one soon surely!

I had to laugh tonight when Mack strode over to talk to charity swinging the baby Reuben’s car seat so a) you could clearly tell it was empty and b) if there was a poor baby in there he would have had serious injuries from the motion. And yeah for heaven’s sake Chloe not only survived the crash and then rolling down the cliff and being impaled on metal bar but after couple of days in a coma she comes round and starts on about breastfeeding and sore boobs 🤣

Oh wow thanks @bizzey

I must have been away when that bombshell was dropped, not a mention of it since so, typical Emmerdale though.

I hope she doesn't turn into another Meena, I couldn't stand all that again!😅

That dope is incapable of plotting revenge. She probably can't even tie her own shoelaces.

The whole scenario is beyond ridiculous. There she was sitting up in bed asking for the baby as he boobs were sore. Seriously if she'd been rolled over a clifftop she'd have life changing injuries such as being unable to walk.

Oh please not another repeat of she who can't be named shenanigans - I really couldn't stand that stupid drawn out nonsense all over again.

I've now caught up. Sort of. I scrolled while it was on as I was bored and demented. Couple of things- what happened to sunis eye? Missed reason for eye patch? Does drippy even have a cast anywhere? I broke my arm falling down the stairs once. Imagine the damage from falling down a cliff with no seat belt. I remember how happy I was to see charity was chosen, then watching her tumble around 😄 now look.

Just look!

Were we supposed to believe she didn't actually remember?

They're going to be doing an "edgy" Christmas apparently. So in other words expect more of the same old shite.

Get a new producer Emmerdale FGS

A champagne bottle cork popped and flew into his eye.!

The Suni's eye story is another piece of nonsense that suddenly happened and has no bearing on anything.

Unless his eye gets massively infected and he has to be rushed in on hospital Thursday with Nickynacky declaring his undying love at his bedside

NN really annoys me with his constant grinning. Another facs I'd love livd to slap

Producer Laura Shaw is trying to drive us insane

Shaw laughed: "We all love a soap baby!"
No we've got enough of them now. Come up with something better than affairs, pregnancies and rape storylines you muppet.

Good article on DS about why they need Robert back.

"He was a true soap anti-hero, and the village isn't the same without him."

Amen

It really is so unrealistic how Chloe has recovered from that crash and car going off the cliff. Nobody would survive that and if they did they would have brain damage or be paralysed, something life changing, and she is sitting up one day after coming out of a coma with minor cuts and bruises. It's so far fetched

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Drippy Chloe as Meena #2 would actually make Meena look like an Oscar winning actress!

For bingo tonight, I’m going with Chloe. She’ll have made a full recovery tonight by Emmerdale standards and will take Reuben back to Scotland lol

If only she would. I'm sure Scotland is crying out for layabouts

I haven’t watched over the last week or so but it sounds as if my prediction about Chloe surviving, pretending she can’t remember anything and then plotting Mack’s downfall at Christmas time might come true. Maybe she’ll poison his Haggis.

Agree she’s too dim to successfully carry out a revenge plan but he’s so dim witted she might pull it off.