Coronation Street **NO SPOILERS** Stephen situation grim. What's he done with Nice but Tim?

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No sign of @womanstanleywoman2 but old thread full.

Looking forward to the Stephen denouement now.

They're not allowed them in Weatherfield. Except for Paul's PIP which took 3 days.

Gawd, can these tedious kids just all get locked up at the Junior Jail and have Daniel read Hamlet and King John at them for the next year? They can pretend King John forms the plot basis for Omid Scobie's latest royal book. Thank you.

Billy just said the pip is only being processed now. I thought he got it before too.

He did! Ages ago. Ooooh, cheeky scriptwriters.

I mean he must of cos he cant have been living off fresh air.

Have you ever been upstairs before oh lordy give me strength 🙄

I can't cope with more tedious teenagers.

I watch this to get away from three of them.

This is not how PIP assessments work.

Really?

What's this weird stilted on/off conversation between Peter and Carla?

They're having a row so that Peter can be left alone with a bottle of whiskey in the flat? That's the best I can come up with.

Has he a history with Toyah? I mean it is a bit OTT her going off at him cos didnt she used to be a councellor? I didnt watch for a few years so possibly missed things.

Toyah keeps doing long lingering looks.
Anything is better than those teenagers.

He kind of had a baby with Toyah but it wasn't really their baby.

Who is that kid in Billy and Paul's flat? And Billy is suspended? I must have missed an episode.

Has he a history with Toyah? Yes, they were together running the Rovers at one point.

It all feels very disjointed. Random short scenes that bear no relation to each other. Jumping around so much I've lost interest.

How did Crystal magically know where Ryan worked these days?

I know. Disjointed random rubbish.

Im very concerned about Carla and Peter. And poor old Ken sounds very ancient. Peter needs a nice jigsaw from the charity shop.

It really is shite when you compare it to how good this show used to be. I’ve been watching since the 80’s, and I can barely be bothered with it any more.

The kid is Joseph, Chesneys son he had with Katy. He was in the flat because Paul is now his uncle

Billy got suspended because some people hated that he and Paul got married secretly in the church when they weren’t supposed too and a cleaner found a photo, told the bishop, the bishop tried to smooth things over but other clergy I think weren’t happy and boom, suspended

Its like the writers are testing me to see how bad they can go before I bail.

So Carla, Peter, Ryan and Simon all live in the apartment above the cab office which is the size of a postage stamp. Hmm.

Yes. At least two transplants between them and a revolving bottle of whiskey.