mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

Tezza and Porscha are constantly smirking. It’s so obvious how scripted this is. They can’t even hide it.

I went to make tea during the last ad break, got side-tracked, and missed Peggy and Georges' decision. What happened? Also, was there any couple between them and Erica and Jordan?

If he's such a party animal, why wasn't he out? Surely he wasn't home tucked up in bed

Oh yeah - what happened to Porsche’s early nights!

Does seem strange for such a devout girl
Maybe she thought they were going to play spin the bible...

Terence is outta there 🤣

Just look at the body language here. Such joy.

Go Tez!!

They ran off with the spoon

And not drinking? 😂

A load of bottley mince about nowt.

Hardly kinga-ding-a-ling.

Ahem…

Currently she is living rent free and without her child. So maybe this will what she’s really like once she’s got a man to provide for her and he’s paying for the house and a nanny.

She's going to male him stay????
Psycho!

They can't make him stay like a hostage

They can’t make him stay

Miss spoon wants to stay on telly. Hehehe. Who'd have thought?

Yay, well done Tez!!

Wasn’t exactly the first sign of trouble though was it? Forgotten your honeymoon already?

Ella and JJ want to kiss each other

Looks like it's kicking off soon though...

Da fuck is Tasha kicking off at the new girl for?

So much for going to bed early and not partying!
But really, what did she expect - actions have consequences. (Even if she did try and blame the group for not stopping her!)

They both said stay. I have already forgotten who was on after them

How are they halfway through? We have only seen two separate days of them at home in their flats. The format of only one episode between ceremony and dinner party isn't working, especially when the episode in between isn't focused on the couples but instead shows them having drinks parties with each others.