mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

I know! It's like it's one of those shows that has a sister show you need to watch to get the good stuff....except there's no sister show!!

Presumably because her husband didn't know and the wives did 🤷🏻‍♀️

Porscha must have kissed 4 of
Arthur
Nathanial
Tasha's hubby
Luke
Thomas

I love Erica's dress! I don't own anything that glamorous (and never have). Ella's dress is an amazing colour.

Do you think they get a dress allownce?

So who didn't she kiss

Not Thomas 😒

Not buying that. Terrence told them he knew and that he was fine with it.

Why ON NATIONAL TV are they literally only mentioning her name and protecting all the men?

I think Ella's dress was remodelled from Brad's jumper from last night

Normally there's a few couples to like, there isn't even ine decent couple this year. This lot just annoy my head.

I still don't know most of their names, which is unusual.

Not feeling this series. Being back MAFS AUS.

Porsha on her insta says she kissed tom and luke

They were all kissing each other

Boys kissing boys

Laura was there. No Arthur

Why didn't P just say this as her defence?

Peggy was smug and catty when she was saying porscha didnt deserve a place.She couldn't get a word in not because she didn't have a chance to, but because there was no defence. She deserves all that and more.

And she should get rid of that lip filler. It is gross.

She says Ella kissed everyone

Was the French for Porsha’s sake? Is she Congolese heritage where French is often spoken? I think she spoke French back but it all happened so quickly.

@redribbonrose

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^Luke! Are you ok?

Not Luke. Arthur

Where's Arthur been?^"

I thought it was Thomas? Roz's husband? Arthur is Laura's husband (I think) was was off sick for a couple of episodes. 🌹

Yes, it looks that way. she spoke in french to him first.

Can you actually kiss people with that amount of lip filler? I had a friend who had them done and couldn't even drink out of a glass without a straw!!

Did Georges also address Paul in French?

I still felt sorry for Peggy, esp with Shona and laura throwing her under the bus. Tho I guess she did throw jay under the bus first 🤷🏽‍♀️

Yes she did. It was the only decent part of the episode: those two arguing in a different language so it was more like a private argument

I'm almost bowing out of this season because it's so manufactured. Its annoyed me no end that it was just Porsha being slut-shamed. They must surely have cut loads out to keep other people's names out of it.

Yeah, Porscha started the French speaking. Peggy did try and pull Jay back from under the bus but Porscha wouldn’t let her speak

If I went on this (unlikely as I am old and already married and would want to live by rules like these) the unwritten rules I’d set myself before going to maintain some sort of dignity would be:

Never badmouth anyone else
Never shout unless warning of danger
Never talk about sex in front of the cameras
Don’t shag until absolutely certain he’s worth it.
Maintain own tits, teeth and lips.

I didn't. If you gossip about other people ESPECIALLY ON NATIONAL TV, expect to be exposed.

And Georges has only become a gossip because he's trying to get her to like him. He was a 'live and let live' person and now suddenly he's all moralistic. Surely because she made such a big deal about the Only Fans thing. He didn't give a fuck before.

Exactly

I thought there was one. Doesn't AJ Ododo present it?