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mafsuk thread 4. More lambs to the slaughter? Or more muttons fillered as lamb? Shit lids or just shit? If it is a pig AND a poke roll on validation.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 05/10/2023 21:34

I’ll have to let my three year old neighbour cut my hair with safety scissors.

#shitlidclubmemberwannabe

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Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:40

Brad is a twat. She needs to bin him.

Tadpolle · 09/10/2023 21:40

I like Peggy more tonight than I have so far. She did quite well and was a bit funny during the cringe sex quiz. And now she's giving Shona good advice.

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:40

What are his tattoos?

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:41

How can they align their hearts if they are going to hug each other?

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:41

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:40

What are his tattoos?

Universe beloved fried rice

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:41

Shona needs to detach herself because Brad looks like he is falling asleep!

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:42

@Italiangreyhound the Arabic tattoo on Brad’s face says congratulations. We suspect he actually wanted the word for blessed which comes from the same root.

dapsnotplimsolls · 09/10/2023 21:42

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:41

Universe beloved fried rice

😎

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:42

dillite I saw one looks Chinese but I can't see what it is!

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:43

The Om symbol is on there somewhere too

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/10/2023 21:47

Not sure I'd want to spend my birthday with a wet fish! Or a stingray..

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:48

Ooh, he should have put a bit more sunscreen on!

Bluetrews25 · 09/10/2023 21:48

Call it Split
Hope that's not an omen for the marriage!

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:49

Bluetrews25 · 09/10/2023 21:48

Call it Split
Hope that's not an omen for the marriage!

I think it was Splurt…

Myfabby · 09/10/2023 21:49

oh my goodness. Bianca is a pest. She needs to let it GO!

browneyes77 · 09/10/2023 21:49

Can’t believe she didn’t call that Stingray toy ‘Sting’ 😂

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/10/2023 21:49

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:49

I think it was Splurt…

Splurt would be an even worse omen!

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:49

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 09/10/2023 21:47

Not sure I'd want to spend my birthday with a wet fish! Or a stingray..

I would love that! But I adore stingrays

SummerSazz · 09/10/2023 21:51

Floppy haired lad has been really sweet. I hope it continues!

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:51

Myfabby · 09/10/2023 21:49

oh my goodness. Bianca is a pest. She needs to let it GO!

She's definitely not getting the hint from him which is making her even needier. It would be kinder for him to say to her "I don't fancy you" and call it a day.

Sunbird24 · 09/10/2023 21:51

You’re giving too much Bianca, chill!!

dillite · 09/10/2023 21:52

Take a shot every time these two say "I feel like". We will all need a new liver by 10pm.

Bichonmum · 09/10/2023 21:52

He's been asking her questions but actually listening to what she's saying and not interrupting her.

Italiangreyhound · 09/10/2023 21:53

Brad's Chinese Character tattoo looks to me like Eternal or Eternity.

Villagetoraiseachild · 09/10/2023 21:53

He's probably asked for the Chinese symbol for double happiness. I dont really feel like looking that closely at Brad tho to check....

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