Emmerdale is the only soap I watch and I am afraid to say it out loud - but I’m close to giving up.
Cockney bloke can fuck off and take his wife with him. Vicar, you can stay. I can tolerate the Dr but haven’t forgotten how quickly she moved on from Rishi especially after he sorted out her money troubles time and time again.
I give zero fucks about the Hop or the Hyde or anywhere else beginning with H.
Lydia, fine to a point, but trying to recreate Lisa Dingle, is just lazy character development. Sam is grand but his son needs a boot up the arse. No offense to the lovely Zach but the constant excuses as to why he is not there are tiresome. Cain, oh fabulous Cain, you stay just where you are.
Chas is less annoying than she previously was, but my word, cheer up love and sort that fringe out. Other bint behind the bar can fuck off.
Bob and his erectile dysfunction can fuck off. I DO NOT want to know. And non nurse Wendy can escort you. The squeak she makes when she talks hurts my ears. Bernice, you can stay for comedy value.
Charity, you are fine love, keep on doing what you are doing. Moira you are alright too.
Laurel, fine in small doses but by fuck your husband is annoying.
kim Tate, you can stay but keep that husband on a tight reign so he doesn’t stray into annoying land.
David, fuck off, you haven’t had a decent storyline in years although do leave Eric behind, Pollard is an institution.