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Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

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JaneJeffer · 01/08/2023 18:16

Moan away

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JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 19:58

Why are they so determined to keep Wendy around. Nobody wants her and they never did!
Those few lunatics on Instagram don't count.

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PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 20:00

It's giving me the rage that Wendy won't just fuck off 😡😡

Shurleyknot · 16/08/2023 20:04

Is Dan actually Amelias biological dad? I didnt think he was.

Shurleyknot · 16/08/2023 20:05

PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 20:00

It's giving me the rage that Wendy won't just fuck off 😡😡

I think it is reverse psychology the writers are banking on.

JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 20:05

Daz is her dad but I'm afraid to even mention him in case he comes back

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JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 20:09

www.nationaltvawards.com/
Vote against Emmerdale!

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PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 20:10

Mark Jordan was charged with GBH so I don't think Emmerdale will be in any rush to bring Daz back... unless they change the actor.

JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 20:15

I wonder if Kerry is going to come back

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JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 20:21

I gave Nicky Nacky a vote because I don't really know the others and he's a good actor but I gave best soap to Corrie and I always vote for Emmerdale but not this time because those producers need to go!

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AutumnCrow · 16/08/2023 20:27

JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 19:47

How did they lug all that gear up the hill?

On Dan's massive head

AutumnCrow · 16/08/2023 20:34

I voted for DeeBrief over NickNannyNoo

CoffeeLover90 · 16/08/2023 20:54

what a load of shit

CoffeeLover90 · 16/08/2023 20:56

What's that shit they threw on the grass? Amelia always always looks like she's about to cry but then doesn't. I can't unsee the head wobble.

PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 21:00

The shit on the grass was wild flower seeds @CoffeeLover90 . So they can see the beautiful meadow they planted when Dan is out of jail in 18 months time.

Although surely the fact he has killed someone would warrant more than 3 years (18 months for good behaviour) in jail. How long did Robert get for the same crime? I'm sure he got at least 8 years.

PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 21:08

Just checked and Robert got minimum of 14 years. Not sure why Dan thinks he will only get 3 years for an identical crime. Unless he's being optimistic.

Would love to see the monumental head wobble and wailing from Amelia if he is actually sentenced to 14 years 🤣

Jitterybugs · 16/08/2023 21:13

It’s going to be a massive let down after all this if Dan gets off with a suspended sentence and community service. The scriptwriters are coming up with such piles of shite it wouldn’t surprise me.

PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 23:25

If Dan does get a suspended sentence I think we will all be well within our rights to demand that Robert's conviction is quashed.

JaneJeffer · 16/08/2023 23:37

Robert is safer in prison than in Emmerdale at the moment. If he came back now he'd probably end up having an affair with Brenda.

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RaraRachael · 17/08/2023 10:41

I had to laugh at Amelia pushing the pram up that hill - it just reminded me of the time she got "blown over" in the storm. That was hilarious.
No idea why Lydia is pleading poverty. As a PP said, they can'[t be paying a mortgage on that muckheap of a house as it probably belongs to Zak anyway.
I'm fed up hearing about Bob's wonky willy and got my hopes up, only to be dashed, when NNW mentioned moving to London.
Not going to vote for anything connected with Emmerdale - it's been a year of complete shite with more long lost silly characters appearing and stories we don't care about.

Virgo1958 · 17/08/2023 10:51

PrincessScarlett · 16/08/2023 21:00

The shit on the grass was wild flower seeds @CoffeeLover90 . So they can see the beautiful meadow they planted when Dan is out of jail in 18 months time.

Although surely the fact he has killed someone would warrant more than 3 years (18 months for good behaviour) in jail. How long did Robert get for the same crime? I'm sure he got at least 8 years.

It's going to court very quickly
It's only just happened. I thought it took months or years.

ScattyHattie · 17/08/2023 15:48

I was waiting for Dan & Amelia chasing the buggy as it rolled down the hill.

Looked like Kim had found Chrissy's old jacket with the weird leather arms at home farm. I'm glad someone finally mentioned that Amelia could get benefits and help with rent. Is Dans house not one that Kim owns?

I assumed Dan must be up for longer to risk going on the run for life, though 3yrs for manslaughter seems optimistic. Perhaps Robert got longer as he whacked the rapist with a spade & was going to do a runner.

Bob's moaning about being cheated on is doing my head in, given he's cheated on everyone ever been with & probably would've been shagging Bernice if wasn't for his floppy sword. Was looking forward to whiny Wendy leaving for London to live with Lee (who may have helped kill rapist brother).

RaraRachael · 17/08/2023 16:35

@ScattyHattie I was waiting for the buggy to roll away or for Dan and Amelia to get back up to the top and find Esther had been abducted.

Nobody can actually have a nice day out without a disaster happening!

PrincessScarlett · 17/08/2023 19:30

More 'scenes of distress' 🙄

PrincessScarlett · 17/08/2023 19:36

Wishful thinking Sam

PrincessScarlett · 17/08/2023 19:39

Cheer up Dan. At least you'll be escaping the ridiculous storylines for a while. Silver lining and all that.

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