Emmerdale: More miserable than the weather - NO SPOILERS

[JaneJeffer]

Moan away

Just as they reel you in to thinking that the dreaded Amelia and Dan are going for good he has a bloody change of heart!!!!

No thought to the effort Cain went too, no thought to whathisface in Donegal for agreeing to have the pair of twits and worst of all he's still waiting for his cake (I think parkin is cake but not sure so forgive me if I have that wrong)

I don't know what to say about the ridiculous kidnap nonsense except it was bloody stupid.

Wendy trying to seduce Bob was vomit inducing 🤢🤢🤢

I ask myself this on a daily basis.

I've been away so binge watched - wish I hadn't bothered. Absolute shite as usual.

The Colin/Laurel kidnap was as riveting as a wet weekend in Scunthorpe.
Sadly Dopey Dan didn't go through with going on the run so we've got his and Amelia to look forward to for a lot longer.
Getting fed up of Bob's paranoia over Wendy and Liam. I just wanted him to shut up when he was making a show of himself at the surgery.
I've been fastforwarding through the gansta nonsense. Not remotely interested in Nate getting involved with Harry the hard man or that Caleb is now getting double crossed by the best actor in the history of acting.

no thought to whathisface in Donegal for agreeing to have the pair of twits and worst of all he's still waiting for his cake
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Rumour has it there was much rejoicing in Donegal last night when dopey Dan turned the car back to Emmerdale 🎉 🍻

I actually thought they were going to do an exciting finish where all the different things that were happening came together and everyone ended up meeting in chaos on the road but no everyone just went home instead. Totally pointless.

According to Emmerdale writers every story should have a beginning, a middle and a back to the beginning. Nothing ever concludes, there's no consequences for anything. Just fed up of it.

Garda O’Swirling celebrates in Donegal

Same here. I thought Laurel was going to run out onto the road in front of Dan’s car.

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Why doesn't Bob just get with gorgeous Bernice once and for all and ditch Wendy !

Bernice plumbed new fashion depths last night with that awful green jacket and the ever present scarf. Why, oh why, are scarves so popular in Emmerdale when you don't see them anywhere else?

I honestly cannot abide Dan's and Amelia's characters (and acting) or the the stupid story.

I remember when Vanessa was kidnapped by Pierce in Laurel's house

Same here. Now that little shite Samson is back lurking around .

Fuck off Wendy. Jesus I can't take any more of this

I think from next week I'll record it so I can FF past Wendy

Oh hang on. Is this an erectile dysfunction storyline? 🙄

Erection ad

I really have no words left.

Where did Bernice live before the B&B? I Didn't realise she lived there too. Where did Bob live then?

Whatever happened to the watershed?

Couple of tablets and Bob and Wendy will be skipping through t'fields with gambolling lambs and birds singing etc

...shot of train going into tunnel

Maybe that scene with the toilet plunger was a euphemism

What’s the story morning glory?

Wendy has an absolute cheek wanting Bernice to move out. It's Bernice's home. Why doesn't Wendy just fuck off!