Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

[TellingBone]

All hail biker cat

WTF, I looked away for a second, did Caleb jump?

Shifty Mackenzie

No but you must rewind for the hilariousness

The volume was really low again today and no it's not because I didn't turn it up!

Shifty Cain. But it won't be Cain.

My guess is Mackenzie. It will be his exit storyline. Now that's not a spoiler before anyone jumps on me, just me pondering. I don't know if Mackenzie is leaving. But he should as the writers have totally ruined him.

Nicky Nacky is a good call @JaneJeffer

But if they kill Chloe and put them back together I am willing to forgive Mackenzie

I'm sat here chuckling to myself. Rustling bushes then over you go 🤣

I'll watch on plus one. So I'm guessing he was pushed. Now we'll have a who done it that they'll drag out for months probably

Is Layla back on the coke then?

There has to be 12.

Will
Kim
NickNackyNoo
Gabby
Bernice
Nicola
Layla
Ryan
Noah
Cain
Moira
Mack

So many suspects and too many whodunnit months left for them to drag it out till Christmas. Too much suspicion out on Leyla, Cain, Mack and Will so it’s not likely to be any of them.

Is Gabby sure Kim was upstairs with the kids? 🤔

Yeah it's a long list of suspects. I thought of
Charity
Mack
Will
Kim
Gabby
Chas
Cain
Moira
Bernice
Laurel
Nicky
Layla
David

and Meena

Billy has been upstairs with the kids for months so perhaps it was him. The prospect of having to look after another child (Thomas) is the final straw.

No but every time something bad happens everyone thinks she is going to relapse

Could be nickynackys boyfriend, can't remember his name 🤔

My money’s on Layla.

Arthur has been absent since the wedding day 🤔

My list of suspects- nicky, the wife, the random man he owed money to, vinnys dog
It was hilarious. It reminded me of when cartoons fall, the head rocking side to side 🤣
I laughed almost much as I did at mascot. I found him again by searching biker cat.

I don’t think it will be anyone who was in full view in this evening’s episode. I think they’re all red herrings. How about we all have a virtual punt on the culprit. My money is on Nickynanny .

Ye my money is on Nicky too, it was too obvious with the others all walking home looking shifty.

Also where has Caleb got the money to buy Vinnie's gaf 🤔

I was thinking the same about Belle and Tom, who do they think they are complaining about Rishi being in his own house, ok I know he's a bit full on because he wants the company but Tom only moved in five minutes ago.

We watched Bitter Moon (again) tonight. What a long, painful, sad, nasty film.

If they're going to do a story it should at least try to make sense.

Caleb had no money last week and Nicky's mum was about to become homeless. This week he can buy one of the most expensive properties in the village.

Mackenzie is out of work and Chloe wouldn't know work if it bit her on the arse yet Kim says they can rent Dale View.

Grr