Emmerdale *NO SPOILERS* Now for Paddy and Mandy and Chloe and Mack. But don't fall asleep - we have biker cat back

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All hail biker cat

Another one for Nicky Nacky's ledge

Ugh reminds when Meena used to kiss Manpreet 🤢

Oh for goodness sake Mary. Go straight to the police and tell them you are being blackmailed.

Well quite. ‘Revenge porn’ should get whatserface another year inside.

It's so stupid, just go to the police and tell them what she said.

Now that Faye has crawled back out from under her stone, isn't it time that the Rhona's frozen eggs story made a reappearance? Or is it yet another ridiculous story that's been completely forgotten about?

Hope so Rara

I think Caleb is going to end up bankrolling the nursery idea that whatserface has had and she will employ Nicky. I should be a scriptwriter 💅

I've a good few to catch up on, but what happened with Faye and Mary, don't think I watched those episodes, I remember them being together but not what happend after.

@JaneJeffer I stopped counting how many times they said her name 😁

@Ellenanora7 Faye pretended she was involved with a women's charity in Ecuador? and wrongly thought Mary had lots of money she could swindle. Mary did some fundraising which the village contributed to and then Faye ran off with the funds.

I’m not normally a violent person but I was hoping Mary was going to give Faye an almighty slap across her nasty face . The gentler side of me was hoping Mary was recording their conversation on her phone. But the slap would have been good.

Couldn't even be bothered to watch last nights, is it worth it? Used to watch it avidly but now bored with it.

It wasn't very interesting last night @Virgo1958 my attention kept wandering. I couldn't tell you what happened except for Mary's ex trying to blackmail her with a nude photo.

What made me cringe even more was the little peck on the lips that horrible woman gave Mary ...yeuk!

Thanks, probably wont bother. Soap people never do the sensible thing and contact the police.

Each time I watch an episode it gets worse and worse. They seem to have completely run out of any interesting stories. Nothing I care about, nobody I care about any more - just the same old shite trotted out with characters doing the complete opposite to what a normal person would do.

I want to see more Kyle and Issac. Kyle was brilliant with the whole Al shooting and aftermath. Now we don't see him.

Thanks Jane, I never saw that at all, mind you the scripts are so bad at the moment I don't think it matters how many we miss, it's bloody dire right now.

Tracey has gone from wearing the same earrings every day for a year to having a different pair every day. And if I'm noticing things like that it's not a good sign!

Now let me start by saying I like Mary and Rhona BUT a while episode revolving around Mary and the decision to drop her statement is just dull dull dull. Any normal person would go to the police so it's bloody infuriating that Mary won't go to the police. And although it's classed as revenge form, how bad could a nude picture be as opposed to a sex video??

It's witness intimidation, too, isn't it? I mean, pretty big.

Hopefully Mary won't call her 50 something daughter "Poppet" in this episode or there's a good chance I will throw something at the telly.

Bingo

RIP my telly as well

The place is full of randomers.

I'm amazed Caleb is still on crutches. Wendy needs to get round and heal him stat.