IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Me too although I'm disappointed that Molly has gone as I liked her.

Definite BB vibes this season though!

Do we think there will be a new bombshell? There often is on the heart rate challenge

Tonight is episode 20 I think looking at Google it seems its almost the same time as previous series but it seems all over the place:

Winter 2023 was episode 23
Season 8 was episode 23
Season 7 episode 46
Season 6 episode 9
Season 5 episode 39
Season 4 episode 33

Urgh Zac get in the bin

Ty can be thrown in a rubbish dump

God I wish fucking KADY had picked Tyrique, so Ella could have gone. I am sick of her mardy-arse FACE, and her monotone whingey voice.

I can't stand him either, but SHE is doing my head in.

Just me or was that awkward?

I hate the sexy dance challenge. The girls look sexy but I find it quite graphic, all the arse spreading and stuff. I don’t remember it being quite as full on previously.
Nothing will top Curtis doing Madagascar 🤣

I’m a little behind but I obviously know Molly goes.

Do you think it’s all pre set up? Ie kady told to pick zach?

I’m just up to Molly and zach going on their first date - coincidence much that they have their first loved up date then Molly gets dumped!?!

Thank God it's not just me. I find the explicit dancing rather distasteful and a bit degrading ..

I HATE the 'sexy' dancing - it is cringey and trashy. Like half the outfits the girls wear that make them look like strippers. Boobs hanging out underneath, at the side, at the front.

And FFS, can they stop SCREAMING?!!!!!!!!!!

Couldn't agree more!

Do Mals cheeks not ache from the constant grin? Even during her supposed seductive dance she was grinning like a loon all the way through. Kady reminds me a bit of Geri Halliwell.

Re Mal... I think her face is stuck like that. Botox/collagen etc, has frozen her face into a weird 'Joker' like grin. She has a weird mouth.

I don’t get how mal is so happy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she’d give me a headache at 9am or whenever the lights get turned on

I feel like Mal is just not for Love Island. I'm sure she's nice enough but she doesn't fit.

I think Zach and Leah might become a thing..

Tyrique is such a red flag and Ella needs to walk away now.

It's really giving me the collywobbles how Tyrique keeps sucking the hair under his bottom lip, (with his top lip.) It's so gross and grim. I think I'd throw up a bit if I had to kiss him. Also, he's got a weirdly short neck, and a stubby body IMO. Very unappealing.

I literally cannot be bothered with it. I have it on but it’s not holding my attention whatsoever.

thankfully I was a bit behind so I fast-forwarded through it all - I hate it

I would have recorded it and fast forward it too. But DH seems to enjoy watching the girls doing it for some reason. Dirty fucking bastard. 😂

Just noticed that Zach and his sister Snoochie Shy appear to be different ethnicities. So maybe his accent isn't put on. For whatever reason, he probably identifies/grew up with people speaking like him.

I got the feeling Zach is quite relieved Molly has gone. He seemed rather happy last night.
Mehdi needs to go. He has a problem with women!
I would love Whitney to get with Zach and then win it all. She was all giddy after his little show and he was surprised with how she made him feel during her dance. Not keen on Zach but he would do to get Whitney through to the end.
Ty is awful. Doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings just about The Game. Creep. Ella needs to get a bloody grip. He’s toxic.
No words for Mal. Wrong person for LI entirely.

This 100%. Do you think she realises what a non stop groan she is, and just how unattractive - physically (in that her face is a complete picture) and verbally (monotone whinge after whinge) it is? Perhaps she'll watch this back afterwards and she'll realise and try to lighten the f*ck up a bit.

Ha ha, yes. zach was a bit sad for about 5 mins and then he seemed quite up for it!!

At least we don't have to hear him say "Mollllhieeeee" any more. That did my nut in.