IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

Ella and Tyrique to win

Or... not

Ellas got a stunning body!

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I think Molly wants the cameras on her and is prepared to play up to get that. She is just setting up scenes all the time.

Agree. Molly is desperate to be the new Molly Mae or Ekin-Su. Wants that reality TV fame, and the pretty-little-thing contract.

Imo they need more women on the production team. A bombshell needs to have personality, game, maturity and intelligence to attract this lot. Not yet another 6 pack

Jess is a bully and honestly it’s horrible to watch. Preview of tomorrow night looks like someone calls her out on it…I hope so.
ella is miserable as sin, I don’t blame tyre for looking elsewhere!

Tyrique is so far up his own arse he could be his own proctologist...his head is so big it's a wonder he can get in the villa! Ella is an idiot getting so upset over such a big headed fool.

Jess has been jealous of Molly since day one. Mitch is a creep and I'm glad Molly has told him where to go. Hopefully instead of just saying they are done all the time, this time they actually will be.

Oh agreed! The two newbies are as exciting as a bowl of cold porridge

Ella’s annoying but not as much as Tyrique arrogance and smugness there needed to be two men tomorrow. Tyrique is not even hiding the fact he’s there to be a player

Jess showing she's a typical 'mean girl' happy to dish it out all day long but starts crying the second she's challenged on her behaviour.

Ella is so miserable.

That new boy looked quite good with that 3 second shot.

So many of them seem very immature- their social and relationship skills are really poor, I think it could be down to them having spent their formative social experiences in lockdown - they are like 14 year olds in 20-something bodies

The boys are so one dimensional, is this the best selection available?? Sad state of the world if it is

Looks like it's Catherine that calls her out.

Yeah that was a bitchy comment at Jess.

This ! In real life Ella would have walked the minute Tyrique started eyeing other girls - if she ever bothered with such an arrogant twit in the first place .

Yeah I don't like Jess either. A bloody Olivia Attwood clone. Fake as fuck looking. Lips are awful too. WHY do they do it?!

And as has been said (and I said earlier,) I am sick of Ella's grumpy sour miserable fucking boat race.

Whitney went right down in my estimation when she said that molly must be the biggest game player cos everyone has said it...jess has a big mouth and I'm guessing the low level bullying of molly is going to ramp up. Mitch is just as bad. When jess said she didn't choose molly as most 2 faced he was mouthing you should have.. hell hath no fury like a bitchboy scorned...producers need to have a look at his psych evaluation

It was hilarious Molly standing there in her pre dance pose like she was waiting in the wings to go on stage when Charlotte was working out with dead eyed zzzzZach. So cringe.
Ty is just a player through and through. He couldn’t care less about the girls he just likes them chasing him.
Mitch need to go. He’s a nightmare waiting to happen.

I think Molly was the bitchiest tonight. That comment about Jess working out was a low blow.

Mitch was the one being the nastiest in that group and, lets face it, Molly was being really desperate, going to the gym! It was so cringe.

I'm not Jess's biggest fan but at least she seems more down to Earth and upfront, Molly is playing games and clearly has her eye on a Boohoo colab after the show.

This is quite unsettling to watch. Jess is not coming across well, so snarky.

Ella looks so dour. Know your worth and smile more. You are so beautiful.

some of these lads are so up themselves.

they’ve got nowt

God Ella is hard work, she needs to tell Ty to ge to fuck and cheer up. She’s acting like she’s in a prison camp rather than the LI villa!

Ty is awful. He has such a horrible skeezy twitchy energy to him. Bleurgh.

Jess needs to watch herself as she is bullying Molly and it’s not nice to watch. She clearly fancies Mitch and is doing what she thinks will impress him although I suspect she walks on the bitchier side of life in general.

Molly going to the gym bit was super cringe though, I’m pretty sure she can hold her own but i suspect it might get pretty lonely in there for her. I’d hate to see her like this if she was my DD.

Mitch. Sigh. Stop being a knob mate. She turned you down. Get the fuck over it and don’t bully a young lass because she doesn’t want you.

Medhi and Whitney. I really hope they do actually like each other as they are so fabulously unproblematic.

Catherine and Marcus Rashford. Meh. Not seen enough of them.

New girls. 1x awful lips, other one absolutely banging body.

small glimpse of new boy 👀 🔥🔥🔥

@EddieHowesShithousingMags NAILED IT MATE ^

Am I the only one who thought the new bombshell boy was Jacques? Guessing it's not as nobody else has mentioned it but it sure did look like him in the nanosecond glimpse of his face and they definitely teased it by showing his body twice before flashing up his face 👀

Didn't notice if it was Jacques. I guess we'll see tomorrow.