IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

[Mouldyfoodhelp]

ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

She does make entertaining faces though 😆

Everyone’s faces were a picture when one of the new girls picked Zach. The fact that they all pretty much laughed says a lot as well.

I hoped that when Mitch winked at Molly he wasn't then going to pick her and was going to choose either Ella or Ruchee for a friendship couple. I think Ruchee will leave but would prefer Ella to go.

I agree, they are a fantastic pair and really seem quite relaxed and natural - which is a rare thing in LI

He makes my skin crawl too.
He is not attractive but carries on as though he is hot stuff.

Each year there’s a hope that the women will be more “average” but watching average men treat women who are a class above them looks wise like dirt makes it clear that only women who are extremely attractive should enter. Leah doing a twirl for Ty approval was scummy.

@Boulshired yep DD and I thought it was the epitome of a pick me girl. DD said she would have told him where to stick his twirl!

I like Ruchee but think she will go. She looked like an animation cute character last night with the nose contour.
Molly will go baba to Mitch in the end I think when she can see that’s where the story can go. Ruchee giggling when the newbie picked Zach made me smile. Molly doesn’t seem v popular for a week in to it.
My absolute fave is Whitney, her reactions really make me laugh. I hope they send someone suitably fiery for her. Medhi is bloody dull and they are together because no one else is interested. If they make it to Casa, they will both find someone new.
I quite liked Mitch but his voice reminds me of Gary Barlow.
Im old, the road man vibe gives me the ick. I’m 50 though so it’s be odder if I found it appealing.
I like Jess, Sammy is utterly repulsive. They’ve both settled too.
The boys didn’t look that pleased to be picked tbh.

Going back two nights ago when the girls were on the balcony watching the new girls come in what did Whitney say? When Ella said "Whitney"

I think she said bad bitch vibes or something like that.
first look is out. Mitch is super weird. Jess being too bitchy as well. I don’t want either Ruchee or Ella to go in. I vote that they send in more bombshell boys

i'm trying but finding the whole thing a bit dull this year. Gave up pretty early on last years as well. Does it actually get more interesting?

I think Ruchee will go. They'll use the old excuse of her not finding any connections.

Anyone seen 1St look on app ?
Seems a bit of tension between Jess and Molly ?

Jess is jealous and bitchy, those eyebrows eek!

Jess wants Mitch.

We dont think Mitch is clever enough to keep Molly in for Zach, so he can couple up with Laura do we? Its obvious Mollys going to keep 'getting to know' (i.e snog at every opportunity) Zach...

Oh noooo poor Ruchee, thats shit

I'm struggling to understand what Zach is saying.

What on earth Mitch 😬.

The Mollie Show is getting boring.

Ok I was trying to give Mitch the benefit of the doubt but he is giving all the red flags now. Well done Mollie. In her shoes I'd have ended up sympathy snogging him.

Bring in a guy for Whitney now tho plzthanks

What the hell in Ella meant to do with the quality of these boys, she’s hanging onto Ty for dear life and making a fool of herself. Mitch need the psych department

Mitch is such a creep 😳 🤢 every single word that comes out of his mouth is so so off putting!!

What's with the big pink bows