IVE GOT A TEXT - Love Island Summer 2023. Everyone's on Job, laying on factor 50

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ITS BACK

June 5th with Maya Jama.

Here's a run down of the contestants

www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/love-island-contestants-2023-b2348080.html

I think if you download the app you can vote for the first coupling

The boys are poor this season, there’s Tyrique and Zach who are the same type, Andre who seems alright. Mitchel who probably looked better on paper and Sammy and Medhi who are not typical cast. Ella really didn’t have any choice it’s not like she could go and explore options. I’m hoping they learn from last season when fiery girls like Zara and Tanyel went whilst Aaron enjoyed a free holiday and Ron acted like a kid in a candy shop

The males on love island seem to be pretty consistently low quality.

definitely not very memorable. Except Ovie 😍

The popular girl always seems to be the girl next door type blonde too.

Am interested to see the middle aged version Davinas hosting soon. Although they’re in a UK country pile I believe so there won’t be as much underboob bikini involvement!

Tyrique looks like he’s spoiling for a fight on First look. Charlotte reminds me of a young Sarah Parish.

Tyrique is a strange one, I find his mannerisms so odd.

Ovie just deserved so much more time. 100% agree

100% on Charlotte. Something weird about Tyrique’s neck!

Yes, i've been wondering about Tyriques neck / shoulders..
Is it round shoulderness, or over zealous Trapezius muscle (looked it up) or just a football player stoop ? who knows, but its off putting imo

I wonder why Zakariah is so popular 😂

Molly's white underboobs are a really bad look 😬

Is it me or does Whitney hardly ever feature? I've just caught up on last nights episode and now watching live and I feel like she's only been shown having one conversation.

The fact that I thought "who's Whitney?" answers your question 😂

I love Whitney, she's my fave. I think she's been cast as a sort of Lizzo character, telling everyone to love themselves and being all ballsy.

Charlotte looks older than 30 because of the stuff she's done to her face

I can't believe the girls don't all fancy Mehdi - he's bloody gorgeous, laid back ... and the accent!

I wanted to eye Whitney but the producers / camera people aren't interested in showcasing her 'imperfect' curvy body in her date outfit. Pretty obvious.. they show every angle of the girl usually.

Yes!!

You're correct

Tyrique is very irritating and hard to listen to.
Such a dull personality, and I don't see why they think he's so good looking.
He always looks smug.
The older new girl is very disappointing. Ekin Su or Zara she is not.

Ella is seriously shocked a boy with a body count of 100 is acting like this 🤪

Normally you'd think older ones would have stronger personalities.

Shocked Ella likes Tyrique.

I was thinking that.

Back to Jess as the most natural carefree girl then despite her overly made up image.

Leah is beautiful but a consummate actress

I was really hoping for more authenticity this series, it's all everyone wants from watching it. There are a gazillion good looking people who are actually normal personality and body wise who would be resilient enough and entertaining enough to make a fantastic show, it's a shame the producers don't have the vision to make it happen.