Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

I love the wait staff. Their expressions are brilliant.

That guy really is Turkish Gregggg, you're right...

He probably mispronounces words and all. "Shashluck." "Kubab." "Baklaaaaaarva."

Anurag got too cocky too quickly

Jonty was on MC Aus. They had no clue who he was

The first woman looked distinctly unimpressed.

So John wanted more wanky. I just wanted Anura to punch them.

Kufta lol

Omar is struggling

God he does sound likeJay! Do you think he’s got a band of middle aged Turkish women wanting to climb him like a tree?

Omar must feel he is in his grans kitchen

Omar just put some poop on the top of the cabbage rolls.

What is that slug on his lettuce?

Love the way wanky chef guy is pouring cold water on every single thing so far.

Definitely won't be late, hey Omar.

Omar won't be in the final. Fact.

I wonder if the finalists on, say, Masterchef: Venezuela have rocked up in Cleethorpes, making hotpots for the locals?

This guys eyebrows

This is the worst round of this kind that I have ever seen.

Fuck raw lamb.

PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE

'Challenging but tasty'

How I insist on all my meals

Farty is really determined not to enjoy anything. Sulky bugger.

Shut up Gregg. She knows what she's doing

FUCK OFF GREGG

I love Turkish food and I'm sad about the stuff produces in this episode! If anyone wants to know where to get the best Turkish lunch in central London ever to take away the imaginary bad taste, I'm happy to spread the word 😂