MAFS OZ UK pace 3 (no spoilers) - speaking our truths, there's no socks in our shoes

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Bracing myself for the dinner party tonight!

When Dan said "if I spent as much time down the gym as you spend on the sofa I'd be ripped" ??

Yes mate we know, so where the hell have you been 🤷‍♀️

Brontë and Harrison are getting very little screen time now. I think the producers have given up on them. Or they're just freaked out by Brontë and her transformation into a Stepford wife

NOT EXCUSING DAN FOR BEING A TWUNT but we're by the sea and there's a lot of 'boardshorts / camper van / surf' lifestyle around here from Men 45 and much older. I can imagine more so in Australia.

It's not my taste but I'm sure they can't all be raging knobheads.

Lyndall and Cam are obviously not going to work which is a shame as she genuinely likes him.

It's noticeable that Jessie and Clare hug more often than Lyndall and Cam do.

If Jesse hadn't been a twat at the beginning with his lists of icks then there's a good chance it could have worked.

Some of the couples are extremely well, I think even a long time married couple would struggle to stay in those small apartments for a month.

Re Cam's mum. One of the worst bits was when she came in and hugged him. It looked so awkward I assumed that was Lyndall's mum. You can see why he struggles with physical affection.

I thought that - I was wondering who on earth it was until they said, I initially thought it must be Lyndell's mum and it was their first contact since the FaceTime.

Dan gives me Wayne Lineker vibes, I could deffo see hun at ocean beach in his boardshorts creeping around a 9.5 lookalike!

Bring on tonight, Evelyn and Mel..who runs the world, girls!

have only seen the first half of last night's episode so far but good grief Cam's mum is a horrible cold woman. There's a difference between no filter & being downright rude

I think MaFS seriously have to look at their recruitment process of brides and grooms. ( unless there is none) Two really nasty pieces of work , Hobgoblin and sex pest. Cheater Adam, gaslighter what's his name and now Dan. Makes great entertainment for the viewer but must really mess with heads of their other halves.

I agree that the ‘butt dial’ was a cover for Rupert telling Evelyn about Dan. Where the F is Dan going all day and how does he think that’s ok

Yeah the men have been disgusting for the most part

One thing I was thinking - Dan is obviously lying through his teeth about where he is throughout the day. He gets up for a run at 5.30 - surely he's going to someone else's house at that time? He doesn't come back for six hours - he's not sweaty etc. I wish they could put a tracker on him.

Dan always reminds me of Liberace

I really thought Dan was one of the good guys, he would have sucked me in

😂😂😂

I agree with the pp upthread who said about the Dan/Harrison phone number situation. Its hard to believe now just how much Dan seemed like the hard-done-by good guy at the time. I did wonder why he wasn't vigorously defending himself.

Nailed it!

Numerous pocket calls? Ok then.

Rupert's butt very keen to speak with Evelyn!

Dan is being nice as pie in his piece to camera but seems not to realise that the cameras were also filming his previous behaviour.

Dan - 'I'm fine, I'm great'
MAFSbod - 'Hasn't Sandy moved out?'
Dan - 'Erm, oh yeah ... storm in a teacup ... blah blah'

I think he senses he's on a sticky wicket.
It was disappointing that Sandy left early in the morning...... apparently

I said in a recent post that I wasn’t convinced by Dan after the phone number incident, purely because of how calm he was about it.

I knew from that moment he wasn’t as nice as he made out.

Evelyn should have been paired with someone like Layton.

Mel and Layton look like Barbie and Ken!

Not a fan of Mel's outfit.