Well, this was something.
Things I liked:
-Cirie. Great gameplay. Glad she won. The faithfuls were utterly useless and, unlike Wilf who I was actively rooting for to lose in the end, Cirie played a dignified game so I was cheering her on. It's the ending the UK would have got had Keiran not given his parting shot and Wilf hadn't imploded.
-Rachel's style, "dressed at a community theatre" or not. Really enjoyed seeing what outfit she'd arrive to breakfast in each day.
Things that were okay:
-Alan. Better than Roger, worse than Claudia. Liked his fashion but thought he was more hands-off than the other presenters. His sidekick was a bit much.
-Kate. She clearly wanted attention so I'm not going to say too much about her, but she played an interesting game, stumbling on a potential winning strategy by being thoroughly shit.
Things I didn't like:
-Reality TV celebs. All normals or all celebs, none of this weird mish-mash. Because then you have two divisions: traitors/faithfuls and celebs/non-celebs. It changes the dynamic too much. Too many celeb cliques because the celebs already know each other. Too many meek, intimidated normal people. I went into this knowing none of the celebs and wasn't made to care about them. They were camera-hoggers flinging insults for airtime to the detriment of the normal contestants. No, thank you. I preferred watching my bright-eyed earnest UK bunch recreating Lord of the Flies instead of ten episodes of Mean Girls.
-The absolute WORST faithfuls. Made the UK lot look like Mastermind champs. Had to laugh at the final faithfuls being a political analyst and a non-binary. Both so gullible. No wonder they never saw Trump coming if that's the quality of US political analysts, and no wonder Andie's been manipulated to believe she isn't a woman. I hope Andie can take this as a learning experience and grow from it because she seemed rather fragile throughout.
-Boring music. I'm starting to think a crucial element in bringing our series to another level was the music. The magic just isn't there on the international versions because they keep playing the same dull plinky-plonk soundtrack.
-Buoy pronounced "Boooo-eee"? Get out. That's worse than DOLLUUUH.
My order so far is: UK >>> Australia >>>>>>>>>> US