No silly Hallowe'en Week group routine. I feel short-changed.
The Hallowe'en routines only really work if they are sexy or camp, and there wasn't enough of that tonight. I only enjoyed Tyler and Hamza.
Molly: definitely Harmony Kendall, not Drusilla.
Kym danced that rumba like she was thinking, 'Frozen. Hmm, does Knutsford Iceland open at 10 or 11 tomorrow? Right, prawns, Carte d'Or, some Linda McCartney's ..... What is Graziano's shirt making me think of? Bin bags! God, I've got to do Home Bargains as well.'
Helen: 'Gorka, why are we in the woods? And why am I dressed like this? And why are there all those cars? And why do they have their courtesy lights on?' Yeah, Helen. We've all had those kinds of dreams about Gorka.
I actually fancied Vito more like that. Did he walk into Party Threadz and say, 'I see on website Sexy Howard from Ever Decreasing Circles costume, please.'?
Whoever is doing the Charleston choreography needs a refresh.
That Couple's Choice was absolutely dire and, as far as I could see, more of an act than a dance. I know the judges tried to make it happen but it just seems so unfair that others are judged against a criteria (I'm thinking of the other Ellie, who was absolutely shafted with that music) when just arsing, fannying and titting about gets you high scores. Boo!