MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

Kwame. He's a fucking arsehole!

THAT IS NOT AN APOLOGY YOU WANKER!!!!!!

Am I the only one that thinks Whitney is stunningly beautiful?

Kwame thinking of his podcast and trying to work out if it's worth making an apology or not.

Watching delayed, so catching up. Love Chanita - she's such a sweetheart and good for her for telling him know. Glad Zoe spoke up too - agree she's ace!

I'm loving Kasia's dress - not sure what has happened to me but I think she looks lovely! Kwame is a dick!

Glad they showed Tom how horrible he was - great he said sorry, but think he's gotten off the hook too lightly! Adrian really is just his support human!

Wonder why Matt left?

Thanks to those who updated me on the guys from last year! Fab they're still together!

I think I've missed Thomas losing his shit, it's not been the same!

Keisha is giving zero fucks tonight 😂

Girl is not interested in Kwames shit 🤣

Kasia, girl. Don't lie. Short of rubbing your vag on his forehead, you were horny for him like a cat in heat.

Best use of hashtag shouting ever 😄

I know?! This new friendly, getting along with everyone Thomas is quite boring 😂😂

For the love of god...what is lionel wearing?!

I loved to hate Thomas! His apology was lovely and I think i've warmed to him massively.

*No, not know! I do know the difference honestly & blame the fucking autocorrect!

Yes

Maybe Kasia doesn't associate sex with falling for someone. Or maybe she can't fall completely without sex.

I never really understood why Lara and Ritchie split up - what actually happened?

Who is Lionel?!

They were having sex. She was explaining to him that she likes gentle sex in the morning and more adventurous at night. He stormed off saying that he doesn't need to hear about her fucking other men. They never recovered from that.

I would recommend listening to the MAFS hysteria podcast where they interview her, she says he barely spoke to her when the cameras weren't there etc. Only there to try to revive his music career. An utter time waster.

I think he wanted someone to adult and mummy for him, and she didn't want that kind of relationship. She wanted an adult.

Lara never wants to see him again. EVER

It was 100% wrong! He had no experience and needed teaching how to be on a relationship, which Lara needed like a hole in her skin tight cat suit.

He was a drip. And he had a stupid tantrum because she said she liked sex in the morning and he said something like 'I don't want to hear about sex you've had with other people' and stormed out.

Plus... you just saw the serenade.

And the dress sense

And the hair

And Lara being beautiful and classy...

You do the maths (MAFS?)

Why are Gemma and Duka there if they don't get to say a thing?

So it's nearly over and we've had no massive bombs dropping....I'm disappointed to say the least...

Oh wow - thanks @TitsInAbsentia & @dillite

I remember him getting annoyed about her having a past, but didn't realise it was after that kind of discussion about sex.

She seems lovely too!