MAFS thread 5, real time discussion, no spoilers..

[Buggsilla]

Just pouring the wine & putting out the biscuits for tonight.. help yourself.

I swear Zoe is the most emotionally mature person there.

She’s a Midland girl. We call a spade a spade 😂

It's hard work being a psycho.

Hahah very taxing it would seem.

Such a narcissist.

I got so bored that I zoned out. Did they end up showing who was slagging who off? And what did Zoe say?

If you were George's ex would you let April meet your cubs that soon? I wouldn't.

Zoe told Chanita to stay the fuck away from Jordan.

Zoe said Chanita deserved better.

Looking spectacular
Does that mean 'you've made a spectacle of yourself in the get-up'?

Kasia: tits and fanj on show

Good on Zoe.

Please show the park bench. Please.

let's see how Kwame tries to talk himself out of this shithole.

They always save the best for last

I am here for Kwame getting called out. Is this where they bring out Kwame's secret family?

Why can some men just not apologise??????????????
Big girls blouses the lot of them

Are we getting Lara and Lionel as well? And Zoe and Jenna? They need to get a move on!

He really can't apologise, can he.

And when do we finally find out who was in an 18 month relationship that Jess alluded to?

Petition for Zoe to be an expert on next years show 😂

His four beating hearts.

They literally gave Kwame a word-by-word apology. All he had to do was repeat it and he still couldn't do it.

Kwame got off way to lightly. For the first time, I wish Thomas had lost his shit.

Kwame isn't a woman though. Thomas only seems to attack women.

Thomas losing his shit has been the most entertaining parts of this series 😂

Thomas has called out George, Matt and Johnathan.
Matt is the one that only attacks women and gay men.