Strictly '22 Thread 4 — Lights, camera, hip action! It's film week

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As always, a reminder that this is a SPOILER-FREE thread, so please don't comment on the result before the result show.

Not loving this dance

just seemed stiff or something

I love Ellie T but I'm sad to say that that was the sort of dance I expected from her when she was announced.

That was rather wooden and her dress has changed since the preview on ITT

I think they did as well as they could given that song

Not much hip action from Ellie, shame..

That felt slow

Did something go wrong with the singing halfway through!

Glad Joe has been allowed to take his warthog head off now

Not terrible, but it felt quite slow.

I hated that. Liked the mayhem behind the newspaper mind but think she thought it went better than it did. He went out on a cha cha with both Catherine and Caroline, didn't he?

The Lady Captain

That dress does bugger all for her gorgeous pins

Fucksake. That made me cry too.

JoJo crying for a few extra votes and now singing

Gio can sing. Johannes cannot.

ignoring the scores completely this week

No pity vote for someone going to Oz at Xmas...I am well jell y
That Cher impression was dire.

Matt is so not like I thought he'd be

Well, we saw his bottom gun last week.

Matt clutching at straws with the Grandad mention

Looking forward. Okaaaaay

I think I just saw his top gun again🤦‍♀️

Competitions aren't marked like this. It's all comparative.

I think they should have an idea of a suitable "average" week 3 mark (say 24) then mark above or below accordingly.

Matts trousers are horrible.

I feel a bit sorry for him because you can see how hard he's trying