Am I the only person that thinks Gordon Ramsay's "cookalong live" is at a really stupid time???

[FarcicalAlienQueen]

I mean honestly - how many people are going to want to start cooking their 3 course meal at 9pm on a Friday night?????

oh god i love the way he bounces up and down
like hes still at football training

oh aitch noooooo

leave him alone

he is gorgeous
sexy, he can cook what more do you want

Yes Aitch not my type either but yummy food.

oh nailpolish
you love him too
shall we start a fan club
there must be more of us

trinity i imagine him rushing home

"right get your fucking clothes off!" running round like a loon after me and bouncing up and down

Oh Lord it's turned into a Gordporn thread!

at bouncing on toes like being frotted

at nailpolish

"come on come on! i havent got all day! knickers too!"

etc

So you think he's a wham bam thank you mam kind of a guy NP?

It seems a bit like they had a "How many variations of a cookery programme can we have & what hasn't been done?" seesion. "Scratch & sniff a la Gordon" next? Did you add too much pepper?
And during the ads? Eat? Wash up? Chuck the food in the bin and call for a takeaway?

There's something odd about GR, he has a face like a cabbage doll

I heart Eddie Mair

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oops sorry
that was gecko contribution lol

He takes Champagne to bed with Mrs Ramsey and they hide the bottles under the bed so the kids don't see.

ooh cook for me then swear at me about sex......mmmmmmmm scrummy

Actually that's another thing that puts me off him. I think Mrs Ramsay looks like his sister.

no she doesn't

but she looks like she needs to move on and make way for ME

Nailpolish - but ds doesn't (much to his chagrin - he's been told I'll think about it when he is 13 ). It was the finishing touch to our "boutique hotel" re-vamped bedroom!

OK - just get one thing straight.

HE'S MINE - ALL MINE!!!!

he let me down with that salsa and chips combo.

no, gordon, NO! you don't eat salsa with chips.

that's like that whole chilli over rice. no, no, no!

[sob]

I reckon he probably likes to be dominated in rpivate...

Or Bet he has a nappy, dummy and bonnet dressy-up set stashed away at home.

you guys have gords, I'll have Chris Moyles...sorry only joking....GR is definitely a dirty man, why else all the swear words. he made some quips when max b and chris moyles commented about his love life and wife.