Love Island Thread 7 "I don't want peace, I want problems. Always!"

[TitsInAbsentia]

Because we suddenly seem to be filling those threads up!

Thank you @zampa for the thread title!
As always folkies, fill up number 6 first...I want to see it FULL!!
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4590038-love-island-thread-6-id-rather-have-a-pint-of-elephant-juice-thanks?page=20&reply=118658918

Imagine being THAT full of yourself when you are really quite far from a 10.

It’s like these people on X Factor who really believe they can sing.

Delusion. It’s a hell of a drug.

Firstly, Deji lying on the day bed oblivious while Indiyah said his name instead of Dami's was the epitome of cool, I actually love him 😂

Secondly, PLEASE GOD let Luca be a man of his word 'bring me a bombshell in and watch me' - I would LOVE to see him shot down by Lacey and/or Nathalia, with the added bonus of a solid reason for Gemma to get rid!

Just thinking why some can't stand Paige .
I think it might be cos she's possibly not being her herself.

This will be why we had those scripted apologies fr Luca and Dami

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-62243723

Agree 100%. None of the new boys OR girls are more than a 5.5. Bland girls and dull boys.

@AbsoluteShambles Emrata!! Of course!!

Thank you!!

Nathalia reminds me of Emily Ratajkowski; I think she's very attractive and will cause waves. Has Ekin Su been having lip fillers topped up in there because they look inflated and swollen beyond her natural lip line?!

That's who she reminds me of I couldn't think who thanks

Is Emrata short for Emily doodah? If so, I completely agree!

Are you Ekins mum?🤣🤣

Back to the thread, I've just messaged a friend about the mid-aged LI. She suggested we go on it together. DP thinks I'm a plonker.🤣

Nathalia is striking with an amazing figure but far too full on. She was way too OTT simpering all over Davide, joking about crawling etc. needs to play it a bit cooler!

Boys not impressive at all, disappointing. Lacey isn’t unattractive but not really bombshell material either - can’t see anyone straying. I think nathalia is the only possible ‘temptation’ - obviously Luca won’t give up his meal ticket but I think Adam or Davide could potentially be turned. Will Adam show his old colours? A good test for him and Paige…

Natalia is fit but I don’t think Davide’s head will turn, he’ll probably try make Ekin sweat but won’t be interested really, Adam on the other hand…

The new boys are poor AGAIN, just like casa and the originals, why do the producers/casting hate the girls so much 🤯🤯

Yep!

Ekin Su has clearly had lip fillers whilst in the villa.

It's a far cry from Big Brother, where everybody had to look shit.

Stupid post.

Are you Nathalia's mum? 😂😂 You seem to be slathering over her and saying she is very VERRRRRY beautiful. Maybe YOU should go on Love Island and see if you can get with her.

And yet her mouth still looks OK and not odd with a crooked smile like Nathalia.

I also think Ekin's had something done to her lips since being in there.

They sure made a mountain out of Davide/Nathalia/Ekin-Su for the last 10 minutes didn't they. This will be the main storyline for the next few days.

What's with rating people out of 10 on this thread. What does "she's a 10 in her genre" even mean?

Having a crooked smile is not a sin.

@RichardsGear

Has Ekin Su been having lip fillers topped up in there because they look inflated and swollen beyond her natural lip line?!

Just leaving this here... As a few people are commenting about Ekin-Su's 'inflated' lips (with her lip fillers.)

Ladies and gentlemen I give you NATHALIA... Her Pete Burns look makes Ekin0SU's lips look quite normal LMFAO.

As you were.

Whoops, EKIN-SU! Not sure where the 0 came from!

Neither is having lip filler, yet you're banging on about Ekin-Su having them. Yet look at Nathalia. LOL! She looks ludicrous!

My pit calls now. So I'll bid you all good night. Tomorrow should, be interesting with the 4 new bland as fuck 5.5 out of 10 people. Ekin-Su need not worry. She pisses all over Nathalia. Night night!

Nathalia is gorgeous in a model kind of way, much more naturally beautiful than Ekin. I'm not sure Davide actually has the self-confidence to go for her, but Adam might. Dami does seem to have a real tit for tat attitude, like kissing Summer after Indiyah kissed Deji and pushing Davide to do the tour. I really don't like him anymore, he'd probably always justify not putting something in the dishwasher by saying well you didn't put your cup in. Just petty.

Night Ekins mum.😂

Huh, are those pictures actually Nathalia or are they EmRata? 🤔