Love Island Thread 7 "I don't want peace, I want problems. Always!"

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Because we suddenly seem to be filling those threads up!

Thank you @zampa for the thread title!
As always folkies, fill up number 6 first...I want to see it FULL!!
www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/4590038-love-island-thread-6-id-rather-have-a-pint-of-elephant-juice-thanks?page=20&reply=118658918

I’m sure your bum is great and she’s reminding you of Emrata, I think. Please confirm (about Emrata, not your bum).

@FitYeDaeinYeMadRadge I think she looks like Shakira

Personally I don't think the girls got anything on Ekin she beautiful

@cathyandclare 😂 The WHOLE of Italy? Well Ekin is a Turkish Delight so…you might be right.

Dami has eight piercings.
2 on each ear..2 ok nose. One nipple
...

@AbsoluteShambles she gave me Emrata vibes too.

I'm finding it a bit boring now. Although the interested to see what happens with Davide and Natalia. She made it clear she's into him!

Just seen this ... could be interesting but I think we need one for people in their 30s!

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11033053/Love-Island-launch-series-older-people-real-bodies.html

Don't tell me where the last one is...

Nathalia is gorgeous. Lacey doesn’t look 25!? 😳

Danica, Danika, whyyyy would you friendzone Deji? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Dami not understanding why he was in the bottom 2 is a wonderful example of how dense these twat boys are. They can’t see how misogynistic and dickish they actually are. Indiyah, you prat, dump this wasteman!!

Paige please for the love of God stop with the headbobble. Like I’ll actually pay you money to stop.

ES, Davide is gonna turn. Sorry hun.

Luca, for the umpteenth time, just fuck off.

^^ The men and women will live together, much like the current format, however will be coupled up behind the scenes by their children and has the working title of 'Your Mum, My Dad'.

Oh sounds worse than LI.

Reece: I'm tall dark and handsome, what more could a girl want?

Erm, let's think...personality, respect, humility, good behaviour, discretion, maybe even a nice voice, who knows!

Davide and Adam had better behave themselves with the newbies

I think the right decision was made with Danica & Demi staying

If its older ages all sexualites and more normal bodies then cool. And not staged...

And did I hear right? Did Reece say his longest ever relationship was 24hours?

Shitty move by Dami offering Davide to give the girls the tour. Ekin keeping a brave face.

I wonder if Adam had precisely said that Ekin jumped at the chance to show him round the Villa so maybe like a bit if payback?

Nathalia is very, very beautiful. A whole different level to Ekin.. Ekin knows it as well.
Oops.🤣🤣🤣

Lol

Love Island with those of us in our 30s/40s would just be a load of people complaining about their back pain, tossing and turning while we wonder what’s happening at work and going home because we’ve ran out of patience for the men/the enforced use of Soltan/the tacky clothes/the alcohol restrictions and/or ‘just need our own bed’. 😂

I would bloody love to watch it though.

Hmm I am feeling this too.

These constant attempts to derail the couples are tedious. It's making me lose interest to be honest. Tonight's episode was dull, and I don't really like most people in there. Just a small handful (Gemma, Danica, Indiyah, and Ekin-Su.) And Davide is OK I suppose. Not keen on any of the others. I can't stand Paige but I can't say why. Can't put my finger on it.

Natalia (the new girl after Davide,) is loathsome and irksome.

I'm not keen on either Reece or Jamie. Think Danica will got for Jamie

You heard correctly

*I wonder if Adam had precisely said that Ekin jumped at the chance to show him round the Villa so maybe like a bit if payback?
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I think that was the reasoning behind that move

@WhileMyGuitarGentlyWeeps ’Loathsome and irksome’ is a really good summary of the vibe I got from her. She just seems like an irritant. Admittedly, night 1 is never a good reflection of anyone.

They were all full of themselves, and NONE of them are that great. All average at best,

Zoning straight in on Davide made her look like a bit of an arsehole tbh. Awful.