Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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Luca just can’t help himself!!

She also looked genuinely like she had no idea how to react.

God, the boys this year. They couldn't be any worse.

Luca is really going to push Gemma away

Jacques acting all cool over Paige getting to know someone again

Why did Gemma let Luca get away with that?!!

There Jacques goes, giving it large.

Such a shit bunch. Luca is a shit too.

Trying to work out who is more likely to be a aerial killer, Jacques or Andrew...
I'd be petrified.

*Serial Killer.
Andrew scares the shit out of me.

Jacques is proving that he just doesn't want to lose. I don't think he has any feelings for Paige, he just doesn't want to be single. That comment if she can play games... He's an arsehole, adhd or not.

Loving Jacques not being worried about Adam.. now lets think, Jacques or a
6ft 5 Adonis, hmmmm tough decision!

Oh Andrew and Tash are just a boring cheesefest now..

Tasha looks thrilled with that conversation.

Stupid girl.

Where is any of their self respect?

'I don't like creeps trying to talk to you' Luca is a controlling arsehole.

And was EKin-Su shaving her arms? Her actual arms?

Bloody hell. Awful reaction there.

I really can’t stand Paige!

Jacques is 100% arsehole!!

Gemma totally shit stirred that and she knows he has a temper so it was very deliberate - not cool!!
Paige is actually handling that very well - well said Paige!!

Adam has clearly been told to ruffle feathers and target Paige/ Gemma/ Ekin-Su.

God, they're such a boring, miserable bunch. There's no fun or joking around, no laughter. They're all just sat there.

Jacques is an absolute tool. He's so rude, so aggressive.

That perfectly demonstrates his character - Jacques, telling billy to fuck off, like he told Paige she was ducking pathetic. Why would any woman want to be with a man who is that quick to temper and aggression?

I really like Gemma, she’s one of my favourite islanders but she’s done herself no favours there, talk about deliberately stirring the pot!

Hmm, the choice between Adam or Jaques?

It's like choosing between gonorrhoea and chlamydia. 🤷‍♀️

Ooh that was so rude jacques telling billy to fuck off...he’s bad news

Yep Gemma stirred that up !! She started it to wind jacques up ...

I hate that hot head reaction to basically fuck all. Seeing Paige firefighting there, gave me quite the shake. That’s me most weeks. The firefighting. Not the hot headedness.

jesus. Who thought LI would teach me a life lesson.

Paige should go for Billy instead. He might be annoying but you know he won't start a fight or kill you in your sleep.