Love Island Thread 5 - These tatas are NOT for that kind of thing!

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I said in the last thread

Oh god all the girls are just gonna flop right back to their boys aren’t they… ugh

I hate being right all the time.

I'm intrigued, what are the 6 steps of dating?

I feel disappointed in myself now. Dami in those joggers and that T-shirt made me go a little bit funny.

How whiny did Paige sound then 🙄

Why are all the attached girls getting physically prepped for a new boy???

I cannot believe these girls!!!! Especially Tasha, he sucked another girls tits ffs

Paige is so irritating.

And FFS, surely they’ve been told to make all this fuss shrieking etc, it’s one man FGS 🙄

That was cringeworthy. All the squawking and shouting.

Going against the grain here, but i dont mind Paige.. Tasha on the other hand..

Couldn't deal with all that screaming and running round. I'm the exact opposite to that. A new boy? So what 😂😂

I like Paige too. But she is being an idiot. He will disappoint her and hurt her again. The girls all going back to the lads just gives them the green light to do it over and over again because they know they'll be forgiven

Same same. I thought the running hug was really cute ...

@rockets .. in my day .. you liked a boy , he asked you out , you said yes , you were bf gf and then you spent time getting to hate each other

Now it's chatting , vibing , hanging out , dating , being exclusive then bf gf

Certain steps it's fine to play the field - with or without sex
All this I'm reliably informed by a 17 year old who just said " you wouldn't understand "

Is the bf/gf thing like in the past when you started 'going steady'?

Not even giving tonight my full attention. On my phone and looking up every now and then as I can’t watch Paige, Tasha and Indiyah with their toxic men any longer. Fed up of those three couples now.

I don’t mind Paige either. I don’t dislike Tasha either but she’s just a bit of a wet weekend.

Ekin sometimes really annoys me - she’s very arrogant. I hate her petulance if a boy so much as looks at one of the other girls.

I am now listening to Iain and wondering how the Toms would be saying it!

The producers are setting the girls up for humiliation…have they decided to abandon movie night?!

Jacques will be so threatened. He's a shorter bloke, Adam is incredibly tall.

He's a fan of brunettes as well isn't he?

I think Gemma's doing well not to overtly slag off Jacques, but I'm absolutely here for the little glimpses, like just now, she's so happy that Adam's chatting to Paige and Jacques is clearly going to lose his shit about it.

I can't wait for Jacques reaction. He did t react well to Jay who was a lot taller than him, and Adam will completely tower over him which will definitely bring the little man syndrome to the forefront

And now time for his 3 month appraisal

Loving how they all went giggly with Adam, tbh i would too hes a bloody adonis!
Compare him to Jacques or Billy in the looks dept

Thank you.

Both my teens skipped stages 2-5 with their bf/gf apparently 🤷🏻‍♀️ Old fashioned little souls my pair.

Adam was better looking last time around. Shallow I know but I don't like his hair cut and he's too ripped.

Ugh I stand stand Paige or Tasha.

Can’t stand*

‘Silly girl’ says Billy. Yup.

You could see ES’s wheels whirring as Paige was telling them what Adam had said - she is definitely going to try and make him hers!