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Masterchef: Semi Finals Week

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Pebbledashery · 26/04/2022 18:55

In preparation for tonight!

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TheDogsMother · 04/05/2022 20:46

Ooh Pookie !

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:47

Well done pookie

Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:48

£25-worth of lobster in each one?? 🤦‍♀️

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:48

My very fucking rich mate was out for dinner at a restaurant in Oz where GR was guest cheffing/doing a tv show. The maitre’d came over and said would you like to meet Mr Ramsey? He said “no thanks”.
Jonty’s hair is going weird again.

TheDogsMother · 04/05/2022 20:49

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:48

My very fucking rich mate was out for dinner at a restaurant in Oz where GR was guest cheffing/doing a tv show. The maitre’d came over and said would you like to meet Mr Ramsey? He said “no thanks”.
Jonty’s hair is going weird again.

🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:49

EsmaCannonball · 04/05/2022 20:43

I bet Eddie knows all about tides and navigation and how to dump a body at sea in a way that ensures it never washes up. If I were a beetroot-faced gobshite I would be careful how I talked to him.

🤣🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:50

Jeez toren skin. 🤷‍♀️

Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:51

In reflection it’s probably best that Thomas didn’t make it through to this round.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:51

Where’s the moose in it

Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:51

ON reflection, bah

viques · 04/05/2022 20:52

Oh look, all these amazing cheffy people who are kneeling at the Temple of GR, let them beat their breasts and prostrate themselves before the heavenly shouty one who has taught them all they know, plus an old French dude who knows how to rock a scarf.

why can’t they allow them longer to prep, they aren’t professionals. I didn’t like Ramsey before this, he has not won me over.

JemimaTab · 04/05/2022 20:52

I agree the format has become a bit tired. Personally I think it wouldn’t hurt to have a complete shake up, including getting some new presenters in. John & Gregg have been doing it for years and years and years. I’ve never been a fan of Gregg, who always seems inexplicably pleased with himself, and while I don’t mind John he seems bored to death with it all.
Eddie’s my favourite for this series I think. He seems to be having fun and he seems quite affable, plus I love the look of his food. Pookie’s quirkiness has got a bit irritating, ditto Radha’s “I’m so young/I’ve never cooked this before” shtick.

jay55 · 04/05/2022 20:52

If I wanted to watch Hell's Kitchen, I would. This is boring.

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2022 20:52

These guest chefs are so kind. I like them.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:52

It’s such bollox. When it comes down to it, it’s GR ™️ Food. He’s coached, lead them through it and no way he’s sending something out sub par.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:54

It’s a boring watch. Tbh. Yep agree need new presenters and a different format

GrouchyKiwi · 04/05/2022 20:54

I bloody hate the emphasis on the perfect shape of ice cream. FUCK OFF.

viques · 04/05/2022 20:55

SpindleInTheWind · 04/05/2022 20:30

Or, 'you need to master that pasta faster'.

Or “Jocasta, you need to master that pasta faster or it will be a disaster”

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:55

Like, I dunno, a panel of mumsnetters, lots of wine and after the watershed.

littlbrowndog · 04/05/2022 20:56

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 04/05/2022 20:55

Like, I dunno, a panel of mumsnetters, lots of wine and after the watershed.

That would be awesome

Halsall · 04/05/2022 20:56

‘It’s not very refined'

Gawd.

RomainingCalm · 04/05/2022 20:56

Like, I dunno, a panel of mumsnetters, lots of wine and after the watershed.

Where do I apply?

JemimaTab · 04/05/2022 20:56

I also don’t understand why Ramsey is suddenly on Masterchef after all these years. He’s always given the impression he thought this sort of thing was beneath him.
I guess it must be to do with the fact he’s got a BBC show to promote?
(Which I saw last week and it was a shameless rip-off of the Apprentice with all some pointless macho theatrics thrown in - pure Ramsey ego-trip).

BigFatLiar · 04/05/2022 20:57

I think I'd have been just as happy with a tart from the bakery with some ice cream from tesco

Hobnobswantshernameback · 04/05/2022 20:57

Gordon you are a wanker