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Call the Midwife

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Toddlerteaplease · 25/12/2021 20:25

Well this is boring.

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SantaClawsServiette · 26/01/2022 20:50

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I’m waiting for him to get his wimple on.

Nun mode.

Well surely they will need a transgender storyline soon.
LavenderAskew · 26/01/2022 21:29

@iklboo

It hasn't become 'The doctor and Mrs Turner' show. Every cast member has their own storyline.

Who usually end up interacting with St Patrick of Poplar somehow. If he gets any more screen time he'll be popping out of a woman's foof as her newborn and mansplain how he got there, while Shelagh simpers behind as the placenta.

Brilliant. Disturbing, but brilliant.

Mind you I'd prefer to watch St Patrick of Poplar coming out a foof breech to RCBadger's Lucille storyline. You've a darker and more disturbing mind than Stephen King woman!!! 😮

NewModelArmyMayhem18 · 27/01/2022 06:45

Perhaps CTM suffers (if that's the right word?) for having a relatively small cast for a long running drama? And of course having only one doctor regularly on the scene does make him likely to be very centre-stage.

They had that medical student with the drug problem didn't they? Perhaps time to have another? Even a female one to alter the dynamics. This would have been the era when women more regulalarly started training to be doctors – a friend's mum would have been one of that qualified in the 60s cohort.

Girliefriendlikespuppies · 27/01/2022 08:22

I thought a few seasons ago they were going to give Dr Mansplain lung cancer as he was such a heavy smoker.

But alas no, he has lungs of steel...

Another Dr would definitely help I think, anything that takes the focus of him!!

LavenderAskew · 27/01/2022 08:59

I think a female doctor would be great.

Was the drug problem student the one that was put in the attic? Or is that man still up there?

vjg13 · 27/01/2022 10:10

@LavenderAskew Hopefully, the writer will read this and a female partner will join Dr T's practice.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/01/2022 10:35

But Shelagh will be the doctor.

Despite raising the yay twins and Teddy, working a 40 hour week, organising fetes, typing all his notes, researching Dr T’s cure for covid and wiping the sex dungeon under the stairs very thoroughly, she will have qualified in the miraculously short time of 2 months thanks to Dr T’s tuition.

He will still be the big dog in the surgery. What he says goes.

And he will have the biggest desk. With a swirly chair.

And a growing resentment at having had to live on Fray Bentos pies and Vesta Curries during the study time.

Something had to slip.

sluj · 27/01/2022 11:23

Honestly, sometimes I wonder why some of you even bother to watch it 🤣 (lighthearted for avoidance of doubt). It's just a nice, nostalgic Sunday night programme . I just about remember the 60s so I love it just for that 🙂

LavenderAskew · 27/01/2022 11:40

It's because we are all disciples of St Patrick of Poplar.

All be it grouchy ones.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/01/2022 11:46

I do love it sluj 😉

I just wish that Dr T would move to Kent. They could make a spin off ‘better call Dr Turner’ or something viewing figures - 5

Leaving a contented bunch of nostalgic viewers watching midwives. Because… ☺️

iklboo · 27/01/2022 16:26

@SheldonesqueTheBstard - 'Dr Turner Is A Proper Kent'?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/01/2022 16:47

That’ll do iklboo 😉

TrashyPanda · 27/01/2022 17:07

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I do love it sluj 😉

I just wish that Dr T would move to Kent. They could make a spin off ‘better call Dr Turner’ or something viewing figures - 5

Leaving a contented bunch of nostalgic viewers watching midwives. Because… ☺️

How about he goes to Rockall? Older members may recall the legendary Rockall Times, with the subtitle “There’s fuck all on Rockall”

What better place for St Patrick the Pedant of Poplar?

He could have lovely chats with the birds and not bother anyone else.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 27/01/2022 17:13

I reckon the birds would leave.

Just leaving a fucker on Rockall. 😉

eleanorwish · 27/01/2022 18:41

A female doctor would be good, or 'lady doctor' as the older generation would call them.
I would have thought Asian doctors were also becoming more common then. Our family doctor was Indian in the early 70's.

PyongyangKipperbang · 27/01/2022 22:15

On the one hand I would like a "lady doctor" to join the practice and hand Dr T his arse, but on the other.....I would like Shelagh to qualify as a hobby during all that spare time she has and become a ball buster!

TrashyPanda · 27/01/2022 23:51

My aunt went to med school during the 1940s. Most of her class was female, as so many men were away at war. And then she married a minister, and went on to have 5 children. She was very matter of fact and said exactly what thought. I remember her telling me about how she was on duty one night at the Infirmary and was called out for a home visit. When she got back, she was greeted by a nurse, who directed her to stand in a sheet of brown paper and remove all her clothes, one by one. As she did so, the fleas and bedbugs were stotting down into the floor! Makes me think of the early days of CTM.

So - how about a new minister for Poplar, with a straight-talking wife who is a doctor and gives St Pat a run for his money?

Hellosunshiner · 28/01/2022 00:06

Lucille and Cyril's baby is on track to be born as the high point of the Christmas Special 2022 though, surely. Also no doubt that despite being a midwife herself and having lots of midwife mates, Cyril will be forced to deliver the baby by himself in a garage or something with only the side car from his scooter for a crib.

iklboo · 28/01/2022 19:06

@Hellosunshiner - 'ere, are you the script writer? I might put a fiver on that prediction Grin

User48751490 · 28/01/2022 20:24

Oh I do love watching CTM every Sunday. Always looking forward to the next episode. I think it's just very nostalgic.

Hellosunshiner · 28/01/2022 22:12

@PyongyangKipperbang

Cake was a good way to make an egg go a long way. One cooked egg was one thing for one person. One egg in a cake was a thing that would give the whole family something in their tummies.

My grandmother made the most amazing one egg cakes, a trick she learned during the war you wont be surprised to hear!

And YY to a slice of cake being a thing that kept you going, especially if money, and therefore food, was thin on the the ground so the only issue about portion sizes at dinner time was that they were too small. This was a time when a dinner was meat, spuds and two veg.

My GrandMIL had a wonderful story about when her then (now late) husbands boss invited himself for dinner during the war. They were in a protected profession and he was "well placed" so rationing was not something he ever dealt with. She served their steamed stodgy pudding as a first course. Boss thought this hilariously common. Until she offered him his dinner and he didnt want it as he was full, which was lucky as they only had enough for their family (and then barely), although they went without pudding so did go hungry that day. Boss never invited himself again but did make sure a few extras went GFIL's way.

Boss must have realised how tight things were once he'd been there a while. Good on him for declining the dinner on the basis of "full" after one (presumably small) portion of pudding.
Hellosunshiner · 28/01/2022 22:16

[quote iklboo]@Hellosunshiner - 'ere, are you the script writer? I might put a fiver on that prediction Grin[/quote]
Well.... Wink

No. Sadly not. But I have never missed an episode of CTM so like most of us here I am familiar with the modus operandi, as Miss Higgins might say with a knowing look over her specs. Smile

PyongyangKipperbang · 28/01/2022 22:47

@Hellosunshiner

Actually no. When there was only a little dinner GMIL would serve pudding first so that dinner was pudding iykwim. She did give him a more generous portion but the whole point was that you wouldnt pig out or complain on dinner. He wasnt used to that but got the point.

Hellosunshiner · 28/01/2022 23:31

She sounds very resourceful! It's a great story.

OrlandointheWilderness · 28/01/2022 23:47

I'm having the pleasure of watching it from the start all over again - my DD is now hooked!

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