Masterchef The Professionals 4: Koofta.... Cauliflower 5,000 ways and.. It's 20 f***ing minutes Gregg!!!

[Pebbledashery]

Here we go chappies

"Are your family proud of you?"

"No Gregg, they are terribly disappointed that I'm not a nuclear physicist and haven't spoken to me sinc I put in my application for Masterchef."

Even if that was the answer it's a bloomin' stupid question.

He's buggered the skin on that xchicken

@RomainingCalm

"Are your family proud of you?"

"No Gregg, they are terribly disappointed that I'm not a nuclear physicist and haven't spoken to me sinc I put in my application for Masterchef."

Even if that was the answer it's a bloomin' stupid question.

They've disowned me Gregg

I like the sound of Matt's food.

I quite like Matt, despite the forager wankery.

That's a great idea about the drinking game cards. Me on a plate, puffed rice, nasturtium leaves, grandparents, foraging. There's loads

@viques

We used to have strawberry custard at school , well it was pink. Usually served with Tottenham cake. Chocolate custard with chocolate cake, pink with Tottenham, yellow custard with the sponge with dead flies in . It’s no wonder I have such refined tastes and a palate honed like a razor..

Pink school custard. Oh yes!

I'm sure we also had green custard with something. There must have only been two food colourings in those days

Fecking work got in the way there.
Weeds. Probably with the undefinable tang of cat wee.

Oh dear. Fallen mango

So the foraging twat has now casually dissed his mum's cooking, and has the audacity to insult us with yarrow, angelica and buckwheat.

Righty-ho.

That mention of Tottenham Cake has given me Joe Swash flashbacks.

I'd eat that mackerel.

Angelica is supposed to be green and cut into little diamonds on top of a bit of glacé icing, just saying for future reference.

If Daniel doesn't go through he may challenge the others to a duel.

I loathe fish skin almost as much as I loathe bananas

Can we just get back to sauces split with like, the same sauce please?

@TheDogsMother

That's a great idea about the drinking game cards. Me on a plate, puffed rice, nasturtium leaves, grandparents, foraging. There's loads

My liver isn’t up to it.

Just poured rice Krispies on top.

Daniel's a contender.

Daniel is exciting.

Daniel may have to go and languish in a garret if he doesn’t get through. Possibly with consumption.

Well done Daniel

@fourquenelles

I loathe fish skin almost as much as I loathe bananas

I can only eat bananas that are slightly green. Anything riper makes me vom

Daniel is this years'S winner I'm placing my mental vet now

Portuguese rice pudding is heaven, only had it once, crave it when poorly.