Sewing Bee Thread Three!

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I'm not any better at sewing than poetry as it happens.

Anyways, line for Patrick starts behind me.

You'd look lovely in it, and I'm sure it was beautifully made, but just not my taste!

schadey I suspect me and thee are Nurse Phyllis and Millicent Trilby Higgins in our tweedy attire.

Our friend maireas is the classy yet decidedly glamorous Beatrixie. Swathed in shantung, sporting a classy red lip and swishing a natty curled flicky bit.

I will be Phyllis. In my mind’s eye you are very much in the Trilby domain.

And both are swooshing compliments 😘

Ha ha!! Not Trixie - maybe Violet Buckle!

I will be Phyllis. In my mind’s eye you are very much in the Trilby domain.

Actually - I AM very much in the Millicent Trilby Higgins domain. I have a passion for hats and am an avid fan of Our Own dear Queen.

(I'm about 12 stones heavier than she is, though)

I love our Violey as well.

Our underpinnings will be the best on Mumsnet. Hurrah!!! 🥳

I’m way bigger than Phyllis and have the same imposing bosom.

Though senza underpinnings of forth bridge dimensions, my bosom is approximately 3 ft lower.

Rafe would be appalled.

DH tried to take an 'arty from below' photo of DS & I last week. I looked like the Queen Mary coming into berth.

iklboo Schaden and Sheldon
I should not read your comments while drinking coffee - I've spat it all over the couch!
😂😂😂😂

From below??? Are you mad??!!

I hope you have not got more than one chin ikl

That would be - for me - the equivalent of an arty shot of Jabba. The Hutt one.

Courtesy - mainly - of pizza. The Hut one.

@Maireas

iklboo Schaden and Sheldon I should not read your comments while drinking coffee - I've spat it all over the couch! 😂😂😂😂

We REFUSE to be responsible for our words and/or actions!

Vanish is your friend.

Other stain removers are available.

Or drink water.

The three of you are very naughty, but I like you! ( Said in the voice of Dick Emery's alter ego, Mandy....)

It has been said I LOOK like her!!!

Actually. I don’t.

I’m an Ada. Les Dawson stylee. Word.

My son asked me why I've spilt/spat coffee everywhere. I said "blame Auntie Iklboo, Auntie Schaden and Auntie Sheldon!"

Nope. Nowt to do with me 😉

@SheldonesqueTheBstard - I have, but it was more my boobs coming into shot like twin zeppelins.

And now I’m reminded on the marvellous joyce grenfell dear iklboo

All together now

‘As stately as a galleon I glide across the floor…’

I think up until a couple of years ago I was quite Barbara, but since lockdown I’m rather more Chummy…

sunbird. How lovely!!!! 😊

Chummy is magnificent

Good evening queen bees. Is it the final or the semis?

Semis I think, as we still have four contestants, Rafy, Rebecca, Serena and Farie

Indeedy! Semi finals.

Serena to win!