Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Grief is driving Abi crazy, Nina’s memories are hazy and no one gets the point of Daisy

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New thread - and many thanks to the people who tagged me asking me to start it. It genuinely meant a lot that you wanted me to start the new thread

I expect the 'kidnappers' will be desperate to take Sam back home when they realise what a precocious pain in the arse he is.

The Ukraine entry in Eurovision has borrowed Sean's fancy t-shirt.

I used to say that to a girl I au paired for! Her family were very rich and her mother informed me that she was the third most kidnapable child in Paris so I had to be careful. The 11 yr old child hated sleeping alone because of that (stupid mother saying that in front of her).

So Sam is kidnapped but the police rang Leanne to say, and they were in the same flat that the'baddie' was sent to by Sharon but magically they weren't in that time. So they already have his address and he's not moved? Wouldn't the gang just go back again? Or did I miss something vital?

That bit of the storyline went nowhere! How come they were all out when the baddies came? Have they moved elsewhere since? I'm not interested enough to remember the decor!

So the drugs gang organise a child abduction.....which would mean a far stiffer sentence than any drugs offences. Nonsense.

@Clawdy

So the drugs gang organise a child abduction.....which would mean a far stiffer sentence than any drugs offences. Nonsense.

I know, it's mad isn't it The script is like the game children play Someone writes a sentence to start a story on a piece of paper, then folds it over. The next person writes another line of their choosing then folds it over and so on Bonkers

Consequences!

I remember that game, we used to play it at Christmas before internet and all of that!

That's the one @Roussette
If Johnny has erectile disfunction, then Jenny (nearly 50 I think) must have a pregnancy scare, then >big gasp, huge roll of eyes, much relief all round< they realise it maybe, just maybe >ssshhhhh < 'her age'

I remember playing Consequences at birthday parties, usually after tea when we needed to let our food go down.

It's utterly ridiculous. As if kidnapping Sam is going to help get Harvey off
Tip for the scriptwriters: don't bother filming different versions of the phone calls between Harvey and Sharon. They always say the same things, so you might as well use the same one.
Phone call bingo:

• oh 'Arvey, he's just a little kid.
• you're useless, you are.
• have you found them yet?

Blah, blah, blah.

eatsleepread

Yep, we'd never notice if they just ran it on rewind. Shout shout, throw phone at wall too of course.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought Johnny was looking like an older Seb, think it's the hair

@Roussette

eatsleepread

Yep, we'd never notice if they just ran it on rewind. Shout shout, throw phone at wall too of course.

Of course, how could I forget the chucking of the phone?!

Tyrone is actually vomit inducing. “Compostable. WOW!” 😂

Is that lad out of Ackley Bridge?

@UhtredRagnarson

Tyrone is actually vomit inducing. “Compostable. WOW!” 😂

He's an absolute riddy!

What’s a riddy??

Sharon’s little “heh heh” is like sodding punctuation. She does it almost every time she ends a sentence!

A pure dead Scottish red face. Embarrassing

@UhtredRagnarson

Is that lad out of Ackley Bridge?

Yep, Corey Wilson from Ackley Bridge I think

Ha! Shazza thinks she's getting there with finding Leanna. Not sure how if Nick isnt going back?

@excelledyourself

A pure dead Scottish red face. Embarrassing

😂😂😂 I love it. Going to use that the next time I meet a Scottish person.

Yep, Corey Wilson from Ackley Bridge I think

Yes that’s him!

Right enough, how is Tyrone affording all this? Him and fizz were all ways skint.