HAEMORRHOID CREAM = FACE LIFT!

[JoolsToo]

So says Dame Edna Everidge on Parkinson - says it tightens EVERYTHING up! - LOL!!!
Think I might give it a whirl

Ok. Try this. Puff out your cheeks till you look like a demented hamster, then, slowly, roll your mouth round and round 10 times, have a breather, then repeat for another 10 reps. Aim for 40 in total.

now you tell us - I've just paid £3 odd for bloody anusol!!!!

why have I never heard this before? - good old Dame Edna

Of a similar vein to my 'your face my arse' I quoted further down. I once had a Clarins facial and was given loads of sample bottles to try. When I got home I used something on my face called 'Lift Minceur Anti-Capiton' It was like a really nice clear cream with a warming effect like menthol and it made my face feel fantastic. Anyway, I used the whole pot so went back to buy more, but couldn't find it in the skincare section of the counter. When I asked the lady where it was, her mouth dropped open whilst she exclaimed 'Thats anti-celulite cream for your bum' LOL

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