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HAEMORRHOID CREAM = FACE LIFT!

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JoolsToo · 30/10/2004 23:13

So says Dame Edna Everidge on Parkinson - says it tightens EVERYTHING up! - LOL!!!
Think I might give it a whirl

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JoolsToo · 30/10/2004 23:30

nobody need any wrinkle help then?

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mothernature · 30/10/2004 23:31

I've heard that before, maybe there's something in it, don't want to try it though till one of you have....

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JoolsToo · 30/10/2004 23:34

I will - Seriously - my mouth could end up like a tiny hole though

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mothernature · 30/10/2004 23:39

too much info.... lol

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:03

No, I've read in loads of articles that loads of women, including loads of celebrities use it for reducing puffiness under the eyes. Anyone brave enough?

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:04

I'm going to Tesco tomorrow - I'll trial it for you (and with my face it'll be a good test )

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mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:26

Can we have "before" and "after" photos posted please!!!

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:27

no - you'll just have to take my word for it - if your local Tesco has sold out by next weekend you'll know it works

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mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:30

I tell you what, I really will go and buy some if you do too! Let's give it a week and we'll post the results! No fibbing!

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:32

You're on!!! I'll get anusol I hope it doesn't smart (ouch!)

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mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:34

How 'bout we do a comparison. I'll do "Preparation H" and we can trial the results for "Bella" or "Best"!!!!! Don't think it will be up "Cosmopolitan's" street somehow. Might be up something else though!!!!..... yuck..!

mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:35

I've just thought, are "Preparation H" only supposositories?

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:36

yeah - if it doesn't work we can always keep it in the cupboard for when we've got a pile to do - we could be on to something here! does it smell this stuff? can you imagine walking round the office and people looking at you funny

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 00:37

stick em up your nose

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mummyloves · 31/10/2004 00:39

Grin Grin Grin Grin

AussieSim · 31/10/2004 05:06

I heard this about a week ago from a woman who said she heard it from a woman who worked in cosmetics marketing. She said she had started putting it under her eyes and on her top lip (she is a smoker) and says she got results.

spook · 31/10/2004 08:21

I use it!!! It's like a much cheaper version of Beauty Flash Balm and yes. It really does work under the eyes!!! Don't like asking for it though.

themoneyshot · 31/10/2004 19:47

Best anti-wrinkle product I've used is slightly iced water. It really tightens the skin & there's no nasty pong to offend people or get them talking!

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 20:00

well I've bought a tube of Anusol and will be giving it its first test drive tomorrow morning (dh looked at me funny when I put it in the trolley at Tesco )

(my mother told me to use egg whites but I can't go cracking an egg every day!)

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jodee · 31/10/2004 20:08

I couldn't put it on in the daytime, everyone would recognise the smell! Surely overnight it work better? (Not that I'm going to be the one to test it!)

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JoolsToo · 31/10/2004 20:13

I did think about the smell - but to hell with it - its no good having tighter skin in the middle of the night I'll just have to dowse myself with perfume - should keep people from pestering me anyway

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themoneyshot · 01/11/2004 09:14

I tried facial aerobics...it looks odd and it gives "himself" a chuckle, but it works...i've lost my 2nd chin...only 5 more to go! LOL

Furball · 01/11/2004 09:48

Well, silly or not - I tried it last night with Annusol. Definately an improvement this morning. But don't know if that is because I used something rather than the usual nothing. Makes the saying 'your face my arse' a bit too real though

jampot · 01/11/2004 09:59

ROFL Furball

I too will try it

themoneyshot - please let us in on facial aerobics

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JoolsToo · 01/11/2004 10:09

I've put anusol on this morning under make up and don't see much of a difference yet but I suppose its too early! maybe Furball's idea is better to put it on before bed.

By the way - it doesn't smell

jampot (Bonne Maman) - I do 50 upward sweeps from under chin along jaw line to ears every morning - loads of moisturiser needed - I can definitely see a slight improvement!

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