Home and Away Spoilers - dead, divorced, pregnant, married, cast into the Ocean for leaving the cult...

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Spoiler page. Last one started on 2018 🤣 in a world without a pandemic, when Colbs walked free and no one knew who a Parata was.

We thought Robbo and Jas were wrong for each other and Tori should tap that ass not get the turkey baster out. Olivia and Hunter hadn't left and Bella was still missing and Leah hadn't fell for Justin but Zig had for Brodie and Mason was still alive. Ma Astoni might not live but she did and they hadn't moved away and Taffy hadnt been sent away to live with dirty dog who broke Ziggy's heart before her parents left for Italy and Robbo got Tori pregnant and Leah moved in with Justin and Jazzy married Robbo who died in a car crash after the bad guys caught him bit not before he and Jas had cared for Grace whilst Tori was in a coma and Mason died and Colby went to jail and Bella was found and Olivia and Hunter went for good and Alf's dead wife came back from the dead because he knew all along she wasn't really dead but he didn't know about her secret love child who only she can now see. And now Brodie is gone with his Scarlet woman and Ziggy has loved and dumped Dean for helping Colby hide his murder of Bella's Dad which cost Colby his marriage and now his freedom bit hey Willow will be back and so will Dean's son and there's still his sister who's pregnant with a baby Parata after picking the eldest but listing after the youngest who's now with Ziggy her house mate. And Jas is getting over Robbo but probably getting under Lewis who hates Christian who's engaged to Tori who's the mother of Grace and the step daughter of Jas. Did I miss anything? Oh back then Mas still loved John bit god knows why and now they're split up and he's with Susie who's clearly a bad 'un and set to cause strife and ruin Leah's life. Ryder's still Ryder and Roo is still single, Irene still needs to get laid.

From the trailer it looks like pirate boy is offing Ari to frame Christian.
I saw Marilyn with a cut on her head on the "next time on" preview.
I wouldn't describe John as fan favourite but I really don't see them killing off Irene. I mean she's part of the furniture like Alf 😂
So who else is a fan favourite that die instead? 😂 🤣

Sleeping, it's not your pirate boy is it?? 😂

Please tell us...

Yes a bad pirate. And I love Ari too (well did till this Mia nonsense) so I'm especially peeved.

Max gets drunk, Suzie isn't to blame for that one.

Suzie does try to drug Irene and then attacks her

So does bad pirate die then? How is he a fan favourite? He's only been on five minutes 🤔

Do we think Mac will have an abortion since Tane finds out about the baby?

Crikey it looks exciting!
I knew Pirate and Susie were up to no good, so I'm glad to be proved right. Writing for H&A is my fantasy world dream job, so I always like to pick up the little nuances! I don't want Marilyn harmed though 😱

I'm non committal about Willow being back. The character has always been a bit negative and complainy. Hanging around the boys, telling them what to do in a holier than thou manner, even though she helped Ziggy dispose of a stolen van full of drugs 🤔 It also feels like she's often on the verge of leaving - to be with Alex, or to escape after dobbing in Colby - but then she comes back to live with Irene again. She needs a storyline of her own, not just as a hanger on.

Does real Kieran also come back and try to hurt Martha?

I'm not sure if anyone actually gets murdered.

Irene is nearly offed by Suzie
Ari is nearly offed by being run over and then by bad-pirate
Kieran tries to kill someone??

Is it a definite death?

Willow leaves but I don't think it's a death

She'll have a miscarriage I reckon. She'll agree to not have an abortion until he survives and then she'll lose the baby just before and device to never tell him

John: Marilyn, have you been drinking?
Maz: no! I’ve been tasting cocktails!

Reminded me of my dear MIL 💖

Well it did say fan favourite murdered but you know what headlines are like for reeling us in.

Anyho onto other news... We have a new doctor in the form of Josh Willis from neighbours. A fun fact his real life mother is Steph Scully!!
Like how did i not know this?? 😂 🤣

Maybe Kiera will kill off Martha when he kidnaps her??

Omg are they killing off Tori????

What noooo!! Are they??
Does that mean Jazzy gets Grace?

Ooh actually I've just realised why you've said that cos of the new doctor yeah?

I don't think so as apparently he's fresh in his field so I doubt they'll kill off Tori for a newbie. Maybe they'll kill off Christian or maybe he'll cover them whilst they honeymoon abroad? 😂

Haha yes sorry o meant cos of newbie. Tbh a lot of them spend a lot of time at that place so more staff makes sense. They could basically make half the cast medics and police

Speaking of which we need a new police officer since Colbs went dirty, which also brings me to the Sarge... Has he left? Who's manning summer bay's police station??
Surprised there's not been riots... Who's gonna come and arrest bad pirate?

No one! He's not gonna do it!!!!!

O thought there Was a new police man coming in

I'm feeling very invested with current storylines!
No way can they kill off Tori 😱
I just want Lewis to leave now and stop ruining everyone's happiness.

I need to hunt out spoilers I'm getting impatient about how long it will be until Susie leaves. John Palmer isn't my favourite, but I don't want a long winded story of him being conned and embarrassed.

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I'm feeling very invested with current storylines! No way can they kill off Tori 😱 I just want Lewis to leave now and stop ruining everyone's happiness.

I was joking about Tori cos that'll now be three docs and a nurse.

Lewis is gonna make Jas happy in bed, let her have some sex!

I think the Suzie thing comes to a head shortly in Aus

I feel sad that Leah and Justin might lose all their savings because of Suzie. How much bad luck can one family have?!

They've really shifted location from "school-based drama" to "hospital-based drama", haven't they? I know Roo is supposed to be a teacher still but she does bugger all work. I'd love her teaching job instead of mine! I think it's interesting how they seem to have moved completely away from always having a core group of teenagers in the show - Ryder and Bella are the youngest now (apart from the 87 Graces, obvs).

I'm confused as reports say its leah and Justin's life saving as they got turned down by the bank, but the other day's episode showed Justin getting a phone call saying he's approved by the bank 🤔

I think the cash is their savings, for the deposit. The bank is the mortgage

They can kill off Tori whenever they like for me. Drives me mad that woman. I haven’t forgiven her for using the frozen sperm against Robbo‘s wishes.

I wonder if they mind that it’s shifted over the years to a young adult kind of drama. With some golden oldies thrown in. As a PP said, there’s really no teenage angst anymore, even the kids are all legal drinking age.

I find Tori really difficult to warm to as well.

Thank goodness it’s not just me. I mean, not really thank goodness because it’s TV...but I was wondering why nobody else saw her as an entitled annoyance!